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Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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Do you think our waitress is hot?0
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Our kids are going to be so cute0
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My kids need a daddy0
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My parents will Love you0
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Could I interest you in a booger, freshly picked?0
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"I'm a devoted celibate who enjoys knitting socks for my cats on the weekend. You free on Saturday? Mittens needs new mittens!"1
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"you dont sweat much for a fat chick/dude"2
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Nice planet you have here. We have so few females back home, and. . .0
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How much do you make?0
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The family that farts together stays together. Now let's hear what you can do.1
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Would you mind if my husband joins us?1
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*scratch* *scratch* What do crabs look like?0
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What if I told you you could quit your job and make full time money working from home?1
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My Pimp is watching us from the other end of the bar!1
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This meat cleaver? It was my great grand poppy's. He passed it down to my pop who then passed it down to me. It really like you. . . .0
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I bet youd be delicious with Chianti0
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" Hi, I'm Stan..."2
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Would you mind if my husband joins us?
well now, some people are into that sort of thing haha!2 -
OK, would you mind if my husband joins us?FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Would you mind if my husband joins us?
well now, some people are into that sort of thing haha!
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You remind me so much of my mother. We should call her.1
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It burns so bad when I pee0
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No, wait... it gets a little bigger...1
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My therapist will be here soon0
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Or telling them that I live in @slimgirljo15 's basement
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Are you really going to eat ALL of that?0
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Refresh my memory- were you from eHarmony or Ashley Madison?
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