True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    I hate what they've done to the site. I woke this morning ..went onto forums on my phone in mobile view and now an overlay thing is happening of people who have posted but in the pc view ..it flashes up for a few seconds. It disappears but its hard reading stuff.
    My eyes are getting twitchy

    Same with me. Big black bars with people profile pic as post notifications. It's crashing my phone.

    Yes! And apparently now there are two ways of uploading a picture? One only does a thumbnail...I wonder if they even have one way for android yet, now iPhone has two :lol:

    I didn't know this until you mentioned it. I guess since I haven't shared my face today via a selfie, I wouldn't have noticed.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    ^good luck dude. hopefully nothing serious. ya know where I am if ya need

    I love it when you call me dude ;)

    @Gimsteinn1


    so my wife is a crossfit junkie, if we make it to Iceland can you hook us up for a WOD with Thorisdottir ?

    Just show up at the box :) She's usually there but she hardly ever coaches. To busy being a superhero and working out like crazy for the regionals and games :D

    thanks, yeah.... we'll be looking for her on August 3rd at the games.

    OMG You're gonna be at the games? I wanna go so bad but not this year.

    looking at a trip up there....

    it's a lot easier when the games are in LA.
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  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    I hate what they've done to the site. I woke this morning ..went onto forums on my phone in mobile view and now an overlay thing is happening of people who have posted but in the pc view ..it flashes up for a few seconds. It disappears but its hard reading stuff.
    My eyes are getting twitchy

    Same with me. Big black bars with people profile pic as post notifications. It's crashing my phone.

    Yes! And apparently now there are two ways of uploading a picture? One only does a thumbnail...I wonder if they even have one way for android yet, now iPhone has two :lol:

    I didn't know this until you mentioned it. I guess since I haven't shared my face today via a selfie, I wouldn't have noticed.
    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    I hate what they've done to the site. I woke this morning ..went onto forums on my phone in mobile view and now an overlay thing is happening of people who have posted but in the pc view ..it flashes up for a few seconds. It disappears but its hard reading stuff.
    My eyes are getting twitchy

    Same with me. Big black bars with people profile pic as post notifications. It's crashing my phone.

    Yes! And apparently now there are two ways of uploading a picture? One only does a thumbnail...I wonder if they even have one way for android yet, now iPhone has two :lol:

    I didn't know this until you mentioned it. I guess since I haven't shared my face today via a selfie, I wouldn't have noticed.

    we have 2 ways to upload pics now? OMG selfie time ;)

    Better test it out just in case :smiley:

    I defer to someone else ;)
  • kq1981
    kq1981 Posts: 1,098 Member
    I confess, sometimes I wish I was pretty and more lady like. Then I spit and scratch my crutch and there goes that.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    ^good news bro!
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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    If I have to explain the cervical spine is not near the cervix to my colleague one more time I'm going to put paperclips in her tea. Gonna paperclip bomb the *kitten* outta that drink

    Wow. This is a colleague? That is frightening. Maybe she is just *kitten* with you?

    Different field but yeah, still medical! :neutral:
    I thought so at first but she's put a ton of them on the system incorrectly. I think I changed 3 before I realised it wasn't just an error. 6 more followed despite repeated explanation.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess I have laughed more in the last 2 days than I have in a long time. Spending time with my brother and watching my son and nephew (4 months apart) play has been a wonderful distraction from an awful situation.
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    I KNOW! Ugh.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Y'all need Jesus!

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    It was fun while it lasted

    Nothing like a lapdance or two to get the juices flowing.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I wonder if I owe an explanation to all of my friends who now think something about me that may or may not be true..... :D

    Nah...I doubt you owe anything. We know. ;) That was brilliant by the way.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I wonder if I owe an explanation to all of my friends who now think something about me that may or may not be true..... :D

    Nah, you want friends who accept you for who you are.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I wonder if I owe an explanation to all of my friends who now think something about me that may or may not be true..... :D

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.
  • Ben_there_done_that
    Ben_there_done_that Posts: 732 Member
    Pat-on-the-back confession: I haven't flirted with anyone on MFP in like 3 weeks! (At least I don't think I have)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    captbklee wrote: »
    Pat-on-the-back confession: I haven't flirted with anyone on MFP in like 3 weeks! (At least I don't think I have)

    Hey, how you doin??

    Damn, just broke my 5 minute streak...

    Records are made to be broken.


    .... what are you wearing?
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess I missed the talk of strippers.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I missed the talk of strippers.

    I'll just sum it up in two words for you: everyone confessed
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    edited April 2017
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    captbklee wrote: »
    Pat-on-the-back confession: I haven't flirted with anyone on MFP in like 3 weeks! (At least I don't think I have)

    Hey, how you doin??

    Damn, just broke my 5 minute streak...

    Records are made to be broken.


    .... what are you wearing?

    Just glitter....

    Perfect.


    Hopefully it's the glitter that doesn't chaffe.


    I hate that.
  • Ms_Sicilian
    Ms_Sicilian Posts: 531 Member
    I confess I was in a sexless relationship for 3 years and ended up cheating on him 3 times because I was sexually lonely and deprived....
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    captbklee wrote: »
    Pat-on-the-back confession: I haven't flirted with anyone on MFP in like 3 weeks! (At least I don't think I have)

    Me neither

    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I missed the talk of strippers.

    I am actually so disappointed I came on here too late for that


    Yeah, everyone seems to have an opinion on the topic.


    The only person I want giving me a lapdance is my wife.





    ..... or that lil' waitress from down at Taco Cabana.
  • DJ_Skywalker
    DJ_Skywalker Posts: 420 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    captbklee wrote: »

    But..... I told you I work at Hooters now

    I love you in your tighttit shirt ;)