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True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Posts: 420 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »

    damn L. Now i have the bad feels.

    She has a way with words ♥
  • Posts: 3,108 Member
    edited May 2017
    _dixiana_ wrote: »

    I believed the 5'5" bit because I had nothing else to go on but your word, not so much the stool to get into bed, etc because I'm that height and don't have a problem doing those things.

    There's nothing wrong with a shorter guy. I personally wouldn't want to be taller than someone I'm with but there are plenty of girls who are shorter than me that shorter guys are the perfect height for.

    And I'm with @lstrat115 ...height is not a true measure of a man anyway.

    ^this is true. we all know it's his finger length that counts. Trying to get that last sweet that's stuck at the bottom of the jar. That's the true test.
  • Posts: 420 Member

    in that case...... I'm screwed!!

    You can screw at any height :p
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
    ^this is true. we all know it's his finger length that counts. Trying to get that last sweet that's stuck at the bottom of the jar. That's the true test.

    You mean the bottom of the Nutella jar, right?
  • Posts: 420 Member
    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »

    True but it's much more fun when the guy is strong and taller than you are :P

    Feeling bad for all the hobbits right now
  • Posts: 3,108 Member

    You mean the bottom of the Nutella jar, right?

    Jars come in all different shapes and sizes. It's best to have experience with as many as you can.
  • Posts: 1,182 Member
    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »

    It's ok... I still haven't found a guy that isn't taller then I am.

    I spend most of the time on my knees anyway....
  • Posts: 2,677 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »

    Jars come in all different shapes and sizes. It's best to have experience with as many as you can.

    Any man who opens a jar of pickles for me is a winner in my book.
  • Posts: 9,551 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »

    I agree with the strong part. If he is strong enough the height doesn't matter.
    I have been tossed around by someone who isn't very tall and those memories still remain at a much later date. That is all the details I will give.....

    You're such a tease. ;)
  • Posts: 1,260 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »

    I agree with the strong part. If he is strong enough the height doesn't matter.
    I have been tossed around by someone who isn't very tall and those memories still remain at a much later date. That is all the details I will give.....

    IF I had to pick, I'd pick strength but I don't wanna, so I want both!
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    That sucks.

    only when it's permitted.... *snigger*
  • Posts: 20,506 Member

    You can screw at any height


    Goood Morning.
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    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »

    I confess the thought of being tossed around by someone strong...

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    Yeah. This is exactly the face I make too!
  • Posts: 3,108 Member
    So much talk of tossing.

    btw @TheCounselorx you freak me out man. You remind me of that guy from scrubs. Todd?
  • Posts: 420 Member

    I admire you application of the word snigger. I thought I was the only one who used that word.

    **SNICKERS**
    MrStabbems wrote: »

    Jars come in all different shapes and sizes. It's best to have experience with as many as you can.

    I'm gonna need a bigger spoon
  • Posts: 1,260 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    So much talk of tossing.

    btw @TheCounselorx you freak me out man. You remind me of that guy from scrubs. Todd?

    Not that kinda tossing
  • Posts: 2,677 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I will open your pickle jar ;)

    Yesterday was arm day so I'm gonna need you to feed them to me :p
  • Posts: 3,836 Member
    I confess that I want to hold someone down and stuff avocados and Oreos in their mouth.
  • Posts: 1,182 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    So much talk of tossing.

    btw @TheCounselorx you freak me out man. You remind me of that guy from scrubs. Todd?

    yeah @MrStabbems ... I get that a lot... and also the guy from How I met your mother.....

    you will be getting the whole Tom Hardy thing yes?
  • Posts: 1,260 Member
    I confess that I want to hold someone down and stuff avocados and Oreos in their mouth.

    I was like oh yeah until avocado and Oreo.... at the same time? Monster
  • Posts: 3,836 Member

    I was like oh yeah until avocado and Oreo.... at the same time? Monster

    For you, no. Separately. But for the person I had in mind, yes, at the same time. In fact the Oreo filling would be avocado!!
  • Posts: 1,182 Member
    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »

    Dude WTF?!? That's creepy AF

    oops sorry..... you won't be accepting my FR then I guess?
  • Posts: 2,677 Member
    I confess that I want to hold someone down and stuff avocados and Oreos in their mouth.

    *slowly backs away*
  • Posts: 736 Member
    edited May 2017
    lstrat115 wrote: »

    I knew you were, but there are men around here that have really struggled with this which is why I responded the way that I did. You were joking, but almost everyone on here struggles with some physical trait that they aren't thrilled with. It isn't height for everyone, but most of us have something we would prefer to change that we can't.

    The true measure of a man doesn't have anything to do with his height....

    and this is the true reason i don't send *kitten* pics
  • Posts: 5,753 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I confess to many bad things..one of which is lying about my height. :neutral:

    Let me guess....you online date or use dating apps right?
  • Posts: 736 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »

    Haha. I wasn't referring to that measure either, believe it or not

    well then, let the *kitten* pics commence
  • Posts: 33,069 Member

    and this is the true reason i don't send *kitten* pics

    I don't judge, I like them all.
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