We broke up because...
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"At the first step upon the cold surface, Buck's feet sank into a white mushy something very like mud. He sprang back with a snort. More of this white stuff was falling through the air. He shook himself, but more of it fell upon him. He sniffed it curiously, then licked some up on his tongue."
he had too much "snow"0 -
WTF does that have to do with your back door?0
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It was when he started going through the neighbor's back door that I was finally done.0
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She never put out.0
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he always wanted more0
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Darn right!! She never wanted it.0
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he always gave me a pat down before I could come into his house0
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He didn't deliver what I actually wanted0
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He would dare think a beer shampoo was a good idea!0
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didn't let me shower with him0
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She was drinking the shampoo.0
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Overly cynical of my drinking habits0
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She wouldn't let me drink my beer in the shower.0
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Lost interest.0
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He wasn't interested in talking0
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He was too interested in talking0
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She blinded me with "science." And by "science," I mean "pepper spray."0
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He didn't like the repercussions when he approached me in dark alleys0
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ran out of beer!0
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She liked to hang out in dark alleys.0
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Overly critical of my hiding places0
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She didn't like my chloroform-soaked rag as foreplay.0
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Never let me touch her in dark alleys0
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That wasn't a her he was touching in dark alleys...3
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She runs too hard0
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Unable to keep up with my pace1
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