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Is a bee keeper. She doesn't do it for the honey though, it's her favorite workout. She tries to break her record everyday running from the bees when she angers them.0
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Walks around asking strangers if they have seen her lost pet shark0
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Can't tell the difference between chickpeas, garbanzo beans, or chana.0
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Has crocheted underwear for every day of the week.0
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Real name is Obu!
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Told me his safe word is "Platypus".0
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She once got busy in the Burger King bathroom.0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »She once got busy in the Burger King bathroom.
Said her name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »She makes me call her humpty.
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His anaconda lies.0
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My anaconda told her: I want some, if you got buns hun.0
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She keeps a picture of a rooster in her purse just so she can say, "Have you seen my big *kitten*?"0
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Screeches like an owl in the height of passion0
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Has been hiding her progress pics. I found them (before and after)...
![OnB2sHc.jpg[\img]](http://imgur.com/OnB2sHc.jpg[\img])
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Her bird insists she knock before coming into his room.
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By bird, she means herself. "Her bird" is into some freaky shiznit.0
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Rocked up to my door naked yesterday ..0
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She likes to touch my elvis shaped mole with her tongue
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