We broke up because...
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too busy for Nookie0
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To busy to give up any Nookie
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Story of my life. Damn, this is getting to real. LOL0
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Wanted nookie from someone else0
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Always talking about someones Nookie0
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He told me he loved Snookie? No thank you.0
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Claimed he was the Nookie Monster
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She wouldn't dress up as cookie monster0
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Wouldn't let me eat her cookies0
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kept throwing up his cookies0
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Never could say "Toss your cookies"0
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She tossed me to the curb0
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I was always there to catch her but she continually dismissed me0
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I was over weight 8(0
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Tried to throw their weight around0
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Took forever to get ready to go out0
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Always wanted to go shopping.0
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He misunderstood. I hate shopping. Hopping - I wanted to go party hopping!0
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Hated shopping0
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She bought too much junk0
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She didn't like my stuff... It's not junk
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Never came home after the clubs0
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She forgot to tell me where she lives0
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She kept demanding that I call her "Frank"0
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He was hard of hearing and started calling me frank when I asked for a spank0
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Although she didn't mind that I talked in my sleep, it did bother her that I would only talk in the form of a question...0
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Our conversations were long and always about me0
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All I hear is blah blah blah0
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She'd never listen to anything I had to say0
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She was all talk0
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