We broke up because...

littlewolf3785 · June 2017

His cousin turned out to be my cousin on my mamas, daddy's, sisters side of the family.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings · June 2017

I was just a T-Bird and she only wanted a
C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R....

liftorgohome · June 2017

She had too many kids

RunHardBeStrong · June 2017

He wanted me to sell my kids

Bonny132 · June 2017

Tried to sell me on Craig's list

Egger29 · June 2017

She has issues with being sold on My List.

Egger29 · June 2017

She hordes Oreos!

littlewolf3785 · June 2017

He always ate out the middle and put back the wafers in the package

DSwales11 · June 2017

I took too long to think of a clever "ate out the middle..." retort.

LonniJay · June 2017

He was terrible at "eating out"

HealthyGoalie1 · June 2017

Wanted to get married to quickly..

LonniJay · July 2017

She considered dating for ten years too soon to wed... So I married her sister

Mike_take2 · July 2017

Found out she was married to HealthGoalies sister

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2017

He was always trying to pick up married Women!

MJFSH · July 2017

She carried around a scale so she could recommend who to be picked up or not

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2017

Made me step on a scale Everytime I wanted dessert

MJFSH · July 2017

Didn't like to be part of my research

LVNF04 · July 2017

Her research was more important than our relationship

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2017

Tried to peck out my eyes once when she/he got angry!

SojournerThirteen · July 2017

Could not break her of the OMMETAPHOBIA, and she refused to get professional help

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