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He just couldn't draw blood no matter how much I berated him0
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She would not share the secret to her smile0
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I meant damn0
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She made me wear a collar all the time.0
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He never took off his shirt... Never1
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He kept calling me a he0
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She wouldn't get the surgery0
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She stood by with an Extinguisher every time I BBQed0
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His moobs were nicer than my boobs0
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Need sleep he was to happy0
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Wore plastic clothing0
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Slept weird0
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She always wore a cape of lion skin and insisted I call her Hercules in bed0
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Was vegan0
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She could not keep her hands off my meat0
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He kept giant animal carcasses every where0
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She could not understand the concept of taxidermy! gosh0
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Never said I love you0
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Couldn't bring me to O0
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Was always picking through my Alphaghetti0
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happimess1 wrote: »Only said the L word during the O
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Was too young for me bro0
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She wasn't hip0
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We got married and refused to let me past first base0
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