We broke up because...
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He couldnt tell men from women.0
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He just couldn't draw blood no matter how much I berated him0
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She would not share the secret to her smile0
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I meant damn0
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She made me wear a collar all the time.0
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He never took off his shirt... Never1
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He kept calling me a he0
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She wouldn't get the surgery0
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She stood by with an Extinguisher every time I BBQed0
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His moobs were nicer than my boobs0
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Need sleep he was to happy0
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Wore plastic clothing0
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Slept weird0
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She always wore a cape of lion skin and insisted I call her Hercules in bed0
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Was vegan0
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She could not keep her hands off my meat0
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