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  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    He couldnt tell men from women.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He just couldn't draw blood no matter how much I berated him
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
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    She would not share the secret to her smile
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
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    I meant damn
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She made me wear a collar all the time.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    edited July 2017
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    He never took off his shirt... Never
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
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    He kept calling me a he
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She wouldn't get the surgery
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She stood by with an Extinguisher every time I BBQed
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    His moobs were nicer than my boobs
  • RebelTakesAll
    RebelTakesAll Posts: 777 Member
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    Need sleep he was to happy
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Wore plastic clothing
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
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    Slept weird
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
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    She always wore a cape of lion skin and insisted I call her Hercules in bed
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Was vegan
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
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    TsitoB wrote: »
    She always wore a cape of lion skin and insisted I call her Hercules in bed
    Wow
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    edited July 2017
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    She could not keep her hands off my meat

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