We broke up because...
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Always sang Kenny Rogers while playing poker.0
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Forgot that I preferred Black Jack0
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He told me to play Russian roulette, but loaded ALL the chambers!!0
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Had Side women
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I was her backdoor man anytime I traveled North.0
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He never went South
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I ALWAYS wanted to go South... like ALWAYS. Guess she didn't like it as much as she thought. LoL!
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SuperStampede wrote: »I was her backdoor man anytime I traveled North.
Was having an affair with his assistant0 -
He was always getting lost0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was always getting lost
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She complained that I would never ask for directions.0
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He was always scouting the other team!0 -
She didn't like my tramp stamp that said, "Exit Only."0
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They thought that chocolate milk came from brown cows.0
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Was always seeing imaginary People0
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She would always talk with her imaginary friend0
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Better than talking to his little friend
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She would never talk to my little friend...
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He liked his Tattoo better than mine0
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She said she had a tattoo, but would never let me look for it.
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He never went to my Tattoo thread on the Chit Chat forum0
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Wanted to play hide and seek during sexy time, but she said she was busy on MFP and I should be too. 0
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He was always blaming me for his addictions!0
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She loved the smell of saw dust, but couldn't cut a straight angle to save her life!0
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Ha! Already done!!! (One of them anyway)
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She was more handy around the house than me... my ego couldn't take it. 0
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He always wanted me to do that dance like MC Hammer... I could move laterally!0
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She never believed I went to the same college at Ben Rothlesberger.0
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She spent all my money at Starbucks.0
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