We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    She called me a grammar nazi so I left her a perfectly punctuated goodbye note
  • 1Wildthang
    1Wildthang Posts: 2,660 Member
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    I guess I'm too picky
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She trained her cats to p in my shoes whenever she was angry at me
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    her shoes smelled of piss
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,446 Member
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    Kept pissing in my shoes
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She had a crazy yellow shower shoe fetish
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He's much more experienced in Fetishes than I
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    I thought I was pretty street smart, knowing all the crazy stuff that goes on, until one night with her left me short two teeth, electrode burns on my chest, candle wax residue, and in the ER for a dislocated jaw... we really didn't break up, I am just recovering. :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He got scared and didn't want to play with me anymore
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    His tricks were old and outdated
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He dumped me for a Spring chick
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    For some reason at the point of climax she would always cry and yell, "THANK YOU, DADDY!"
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He wanted me to call him daddy but I told him my daddy abandoned me so he packed up and left and I never saw him again :'(
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
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    It's like we never meet!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    I like boxes more than bags... Cardboard cuts sting more
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
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    Ouch.....the constant paper or plastic questions were tooo much!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He kept tossing me plastic bags when I said to get a rubber... Just super cheap
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
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    She said wrap it wrap it! I'm not a mind reader!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    I kept waking up with his bag on my head
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
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    She said my routine was gong showish :'(

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