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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Stabbed in the jugular by her hairdresser0
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While tuning a piano, she pulled too tight causing the string to break abruptly slicing her anterior jugular vein...0
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Tripped over his own feet and fell into the traffic of a busy highway.0
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Trampled at the Start of his next race0
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Some say he was pushed in front of a bus..honest it wasn't me
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Tongue cancer0
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Ran over by the paparazzi0
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50,000 volts! Straight to the Nipples!0
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45 lb dumbell to the face1
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In a van down by the river...1
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On the track , massive brain bleed0
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Nacho overload0
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From cocaine, massive nose bleed...0
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Coronary artery disease0
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As a crossing guard, she was hit by oncoming traffic saving the lives of 3 children....0
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The diabeetus0
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Binge-watching old episodes of Beverly Hills 90210, she ended up stuck to the couch dying from starvation...0
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Binge watched titanic and drown himself in his own tears0
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Forgotten in the trunk of a car after a visit to the local drive-in theater...0
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Got roofied, wandered off into a field and abducted by aliens for sexual experiments.0
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Trampled in a mosh pit1
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by stinky diapers0
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kill by the cops0
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Extreme paper cut injury while filing income taxes...0
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Complications from a surgery to correct Elephantiasis0
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Brain aneurysm trying to solve the Rubix Cube...0
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Drug OD..he died and didn't know it. Thinks he's still tripping.0
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Tired and happy0
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Pig grease poisoning0
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In an argument over whether Miller Lite tastes great or is less filling...0
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