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True Confessions - Don't Judge
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I confess I keep eating *kitten* at the weekends and saying I will start Monday1
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »ICT I told them when I was hired that I wouldn't work night shift. I'm now working night shifts. I'd quit tomorrow if there was anything else.
I just bought another flip house....cmon down to NY! Bring the family
Don't tempt me man!
Can you do one of those flipping houses tv shows?
I'd watch that.
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cabronlobos wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »ICT I told them when I was hired that I wouldn't work night shift. I'm now working night shifts. I'd quit tomorrow if there was anything else.
I just bought another flip house....cmon down to NY! Bring the family
Don't tempt me man!
Can you do one of those flipping houses tv shows?
I'd watch that.
At the end of the month my flipping houses website will hopefully be up.....no TV show.... yet 
I'm fairly certain if you launched a kickstarter a lot of ladies would fund it
I make a good house flipper, I don't think I would make a good TV personality lol
Aww c'mon, don't undersell yourself. Pretty sure if you go shirtless and you recite twinkle twinkle little star we'd all be happy ..I'd watch 1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »captainfantastic94 wrote: »
I have seen this happen multiple times. Different ages, but all young kids and one parent packs up and moves across the country
Real talk, I almost don't even care if my husband murders someone, I'm never going to separate from him for that ^ reason. He's stuck with me fo life.
Glass half full viewpoint: If he murders someone he will go to jail and then you don't have to worry about him going anywhere
Glass half empty viewpoint: what if it's me he murders? Don't get me wrong, I totally have it coming.
Valid point, but then you still don't have to worry about where he is because dead
I should probably just murder him first.
I call dibs on the body.
Burial or cremation?4 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »captainfantastic94 wrote: »
I have seen this happen multiple times. Different ages, but all young kids and one parent packs up and moves across the country
Real talk, I almost don't even care if my husband murders someone, I'm never going to separate from him for that ^ reason. He's stuck with me fo life.
Glass half full viewpoint: If he murders someone he will go to jail and then you don't have to worry about him going anywhere
Glass half empty viewpoint: what if it's me he murders? Don't get me wrong, I totally have it coming.
Valid point, but then you still don't have to worry about where he is because dead
I should probably just murder him first.
I call dibs on the body.
Burial or cremation?
Do you need to know right away? Otherwise I'd probably just ask quick before I do it0 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »captainfantastic94 wrote: »
I have seen this happen multiple times. Different ages, but all young kids and one parent packs up and moves across the country
Real talk, I almost don't even care if my husband murders someone, I'm never going to separate from him for that ^ reason. He's stuck with me fo life.
Glass half full viewpoint: If he murders someone he will go to jail and then you don't have to worry about him going anywhere
Glass half empty viewpoint: what if it's me he murders? Don't get me wrong, I totally have it coming.
Valid point, but then you still don't have to worry about where he is because dead
I should probably just murder him first.
I call dibs on the body.
Burial or cremation?
Do you need to know right away? Otherwise I'd probably just ask quick before I do it
I say cremation.
Less evidence.
If my husband ever does die, I'm screwed anyway thanks to these posts.
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »captainfantastic94 wrote: »
I have seen this happen multiple times. Different ages, but all young kids and one parent packs up and moves across the country
Real talk, I almost don't even care if my husband murders someone, I'm never going to separate from him for that ^ reason. He's stuck with me fo life.
Glass half full viewpoint: If he murders someone he will go to jail and then you don't have to worry about him going anywhere
Glass half empty viewpoint: what if it's me he murders? Don't get me wrong, I totally have it coming.
Valid point, but then you still don't have to worry about where he is because dead
I should probably just murder him first.
I call dibs on the body.
Burial or cremation?
Do you need to know right away? Otherwise I'd probably just ask quick before I do it
I say cremation.
Less evidence.
Yes ma'am. They can always dig someone back up, but cremation destroys 100% of DNA.1 -
cabronlobos wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »ICT I told them when I was hired that I wouldn't work night shift. I'm now working night shifts. I'd quit tomorrow if there was anything else.
I just bought another flip house....cmon down to NY! Bring the family
Don't tempt me man!
Can you do one of those flipping houses tv shows?
I'd watch that.
At the end of the month my flipping houses website will hopefully be up.....no TV show.... yet
I'm fairly certain if you launched a kickstarter a lot of ladies would fund it
I make a good house flipper, I don't think I would make a good TV personality lol
I'd make a great TV personality...just saying.4 -
cabronlobos wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »ICT I told them when I was hired that I wouldn't work night shift. I'm now working night shifts. I'd quit tomorrow if there was anything else.
I just bought another flip house....cmon down to NY! Bring the family
Don't tempt me man!
Can you do one of those flipping houses tv shows?
I'd watch that.
At the end of the month my flipping houses website will hopefully be up.....no TV show.... yet
I will host the *kitten* out of that show for you2 -
ICT I came home from a inlaw dinner of lasagna, Greek pasta salad and garlic bread.... and still ate 3/4 of a Little Caesars pizza. No regrets.3
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_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »ICT I came home from a inlaw dinner of lasagna, Greek pasta salad and garlic bread.... and still ate 3/4 of a Little Caesars pizza. No regrets.
Ummm what happen to dessert? There's always room for dessert.1 -
_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »ICT I came home from a inlaw dinner of lasagna, Greek pasta salad and garlic bread.... and still ate 3/4 of a Little Caesars pizza. No regrets.
Ummm what happen to dessert? There's always room for dessert._Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »ICT I came home from a inlaw dinner of lasagna, Greek pasta salad and garlic bread.... and still ate 3/4 of a Little Caesars pizza. No regrets.
Ummm what happen to dessert? There's always room for dessert.
I was thinking this same thing!!
Beer ladies... lots of beer.1 -
_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »ICT I came home from a inlaw dinner of lasagna, Greek pasta salad and garlic bread.... and still ate 3/4 of a Little Caesars pizza. No regrets.
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I must confess that I am so bored tonight it is painful!0
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »My 60hr work week just turned in to a 64hr work week...
Thanks graveyard, sometimes you just gotta laugh...
Just think of all the money
Thay doesnt help when losing the little time you get with the family0 -
Ic im really excited my dad is visiting tomorrow and i love that guy7
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I confess I hate hot sauce.2
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I confess that I never liked the taste of alcoholic beverages. I'll maybe have a few shots when I go out dancing at da clubz but other than that, hard pass on the alcohol.0
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I confess that even after maintaining a weight loss of over 100 lbs., I'm addicted to pizza flavored goldfish crackers.1
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ParadigmShifter wrote: »I confess that I never liked the taste of alcoholic beverages. I'll maybe have a few shots when I go out dancing at da clubz but other than that, hard pass on the alcohol.
Same here. If I can taste the alcohol, I don't care for it. I get something really fruity, but after two drink I usually get heartburn so bad that I'm miserable.2 -
IC:. After buying new jeans yesterday in a size I haven't been since college, I tried on the dress that I wore to my senior prom 22 years ago. A few more lbs and hopefully I'll be able to do the hooks, not just the zipper.4
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »ParadigmShifter wrote: »I confess that I never liked the taste of alcoholic beverages. I'll maybe have a few shots when I go out dancing at da clubz but other than that, hard pass on the alcohol.
Same here. If I can taste the alcohol, I don't care for it. I get something really fruity, but after two drink I usually get heartburn so bad that I'm miserable.
I am another one that has to have drinks where I can't taste the alcohol. Except Moscato, especially the bubbly kind. The sweeter the better. It also helps that 1 glass of wine gets me pretty buzzed. I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking.
Oh man, I'll sip on some anejo or even repasado straight and enjoy the hell out of it...
Although these days I prefer a good Pinot... Best if the label looks simple, something with a creepy tree, a park, a boat, or a bird on it and I'm happy...2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »ParadigmShifter wrote: »I confess that I never liked the taste of alcoholic beverages. I'll maybe have a few shots when I go out dancing at da clubz but other than that, hard pass on the alcohol.
Same here. If I can taste the alcohol, I don't care for it. I get something really fruity, but after two drink I usually get heartburn so bad that I'm miserable.
I am another one that has to have drinks where I can't taste the alcohol. Except Moscato, especially the bubbly kind. The sweeter the better. It also helps that 1 glass of wine gets me pretty buzzed. I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking.
Oh man, I'll sip on some anejo or even repasado straight and enjoy the hell out of it...
Although these days I prefer a good Pinot... Best if the label looks simple, something with a creepy tree, a park, a boat, or a bird on it and I'm happy...
I have no idea what those are lol
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