Today I Learned...

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
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    I don't get it, it doesn't even rhyme

    best i could do-

    Dr. Seuss, most wise and quite great, once had a very pretty wife,

    who suddenly fell quite ill and pained; she sadly lost her life.

    Though he thought the ache would, forever, last; the good Dr. decided to begin anew;

    by meeting a woman from his past, that he always wished to screw.

    This wins mfp for today.
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    thedcubed1 wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    TIL about varying sex drives. Most is a crock of sh it. :D

    Wait for real???

    yes *shrugs*
  • myfitnessjourneyto180
    myfitnessjourneyto180 Posts: 93 Member
    Gloriam_Sanguinis wrote: »
    I learned that it's ok when people don't like me. And that's a wonderful feeling.

    Literally why I changed career paths... preachhh
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Unicorns come in groups called a blessing
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Unicorns come in groups called a blessing

    ..... yeah, well; of course they do.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Unicorns come in groups called a blessing

    ..... yeah, well; of course they do.

    AND.....Fat men come in groups called a bloat
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    TIL that I am not 12 bananas tall, length wise or stacked.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    TIL that I'm 10.5 bananas tall. Based on the 6" bananas. :)
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    Gloriam_Sanguinis wrote: »
    HyeKarma wrote: »
    TIL that I'm 10.5 bananas tall. Based on the 6" bananas. :)

    Did you use a banana for a scale?

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    :D I think I did. :#
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    Last year my husband caught a "6-Banana fish." :)
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    edited August 2017
    Life has other plans for me. I'm just gonna go along with the ride of life. I'm going to embrace the change and see where it takes me.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    TIL the Dr who popularised the idea of "Alpha" and "Beta" members of wolf packs has spent the rest of his career trying to convince everyone he was wrong.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNtFgdwTsbU
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    TIL A hitchhiking robot that relied on the kindness of strangers to travel the world was found with its head and arms ripped off, just two weeks into its first American tour.

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    https://www.wired.co.uk/article/hitchbot-usa-vandalised-philadelphia
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    TIL A hitchhiking robot that relied on the kindness of strangers to travel the world was found with its head and arms ripped off, just two weeks into its first American tour.

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    https://www.wired.co.uk/article/hitchbot-usa-vandalised-philadelphia

    My money's on a trucker with blue balls being the culprit.
  • Toronto75
    Toronto75 Posts: 71 Member
    if you drop your watch in the toilet you will have Sh**ty time
  • Toronto75
    Toronto75 Posts: 71 Member
    man with no a** hole is full of Sh#t
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    TIL Rio's $12 billion 2016 olympic park is mostly abandoned and off limits to tourism.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    TIL during the eclipse trees bushes and other things will act as multiple pinhole cameras. This leads to some very trippy shadows.

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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited August 2017
    That solar eclipses are overrated (except for the leaf shadows)
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    TIL that Halley's Comet was first sighted historically (written about in historical texts) all the way back in 240 BC in a historical Chinese chronicle called Shiji. I also learned that I will be 72 when it next passes the earth (will be my only chance to see it).

    So, I have one more thing to add to my list of "reasons I want to live longer".
  • WanderingRivers
    WanderingRivers Posts: 612 Member
    That Sprint customer "service" will do darn near anything but resolve the issue you're kvetching about.
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    That sometimes bigger is better
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    jkou77 wrote: »
    That sometimes bigger is better

    When you're talking about pie, yes.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    edited August 2017
    TIL that I still have too many MtG cards and will probably never get through sorting them all.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    TIL Rio's $12 billion 2016 olympic park is mostly abandoned and off limits to tourism.

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    What a shame :( I wonder why they didn't maintain it for Rio's athletes to train for the next Olympics?

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