Random Thought For the Day
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As a kid you wish to be an adult so you can eat whatever you want. As an adult you wish to be a kid so you can eat whatever you want.5
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Maybe the grass seems greener on the other side because you’re not over there *kitten* it up.0
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Reading a book under a tree seems nice to us, but for a tree it's taunting them with the shredded flesh of their family.2
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If 99% people find you unattractive then 75,000,000 on Earth people still find you attractive.1
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If you're famous, you can't be an extra in a movie. You can only have cameos.0
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When I drive through certain parts of town there are a lot of people walking around. Do they not have jobs????3
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It doesn't matter if I intentionally park far, far away in an empty lot... they will find you and park all around you...2
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When you clean out your vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.1
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How to become a martial arts expert: walk into a spiders web.1
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Creamsicle and chop chop would make great pet names for hopefully my 2 new kitties2
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Shows with laugh tracks would actually be funny if the laugh track was replaced with the sound of just one guy laughing hysterically.
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Creamsicle and chop chop would make great pet names for hopefully my 2 new kitties
Or Orange and Banana and you could constantly tell that Knock Knock Joke.0 -
Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature.2
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Creamsicle and chop chop would make great pet names for hopefully my 2 new kitties
Or Orange and Banana and you could constantly tell that Knock Knock Joke.
i actually like this idea1 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Shows with laugh tracks would actually be funny if the laugh track was replaced with the sound of just one guy laughing hysterically.
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A big obnoxious lonely laugh
We could always try it out be recording yourself laughing to something you like to watch. See how it works.0 -
The worst part about having a really clever password is not getting to brag about it.1
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Shows with laugh tracks would actually be funny if the laugh track was replaced with the sound of just one guy laughing hysterically.
@MeeseeksAndDestroy
A big obnoxious lonely laugh
We could always try it out be recording yourself laughing to something you like to watch. See how it works.
The show Rules of Engagement is the only sitcom with a laugh track where I didn't notice it for a long time because it was actually funny
I'm going to get you a laughtrack for your birthday so every time you say something funny you can press a button for laughter. People at work love it.0 -
Hmm so is the power going out a sign? ...0
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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving3
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