I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but they are all licorice

    I wish I could have multi colored jelly beans

    Granted but now you're color blind and see only shades of grey. You actually stop to count the shades and end up with 50 which inspires you to write a book about jellybeans but you get sued by that other writer. Oh and they're all licorice too.

    I wish I could nap on command.

    But I staid with the BDSM theme
    ButterballBookworm wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but they are all licorice

    I wish I could have multi colored jelly beans

    You know me so well. *yuck*

    I took a wild guess lol

    You can nap on command but you don't know the command everyone else does


    I wish I was more alert
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Granted, but now you see Dead People


    I wish I had more energy
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted your the Hoover dam

    I wish I could invent the next greastest thing
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Granted, but you become filthy Rich and your wife and her lover conspire to murder you for your riches!


    I wish I had at least a million dollars
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, but you become filthy Rich and your wife and her lover conspire to murder you for your riches!


    I wish I had at least a million dollars

    Didn't Shakespeare's cover this

    You get million dollars but it's Monopoly money

    I wished I owned boardwalk
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted. But your clumsy thumbs allow you to make the next GREASIEST thing. And it's disgusting. You reek of used grease forever after and your BDSM exploits become very limited to fry cooks and grease trap cleaners.

    I wish I could conjure up the stolen data tapes.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
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    I wish I could conjure up the stolen data tapes.
    Granted, but they all contain indisputable evidence of you running a sex slavery operation.

    I wish that I could eliminate hypocrisy in politicians and make them abide by The Golden Rule.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Okay, but now everyone is so nice that nothing actually gets done.
    I wish my glucometer would actually work and reflect how I feel instead of always reading high when I'm actually low.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Granted, but now when it reads High, it means you are Actually "High" as in Stoned, loaded, half baked :lol:

    I wish I had another chance with he whom I Love
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
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    Granted. But it would end in exactly the same way

    I wish I wouldn't have to work those insane night shifts
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    :'(

    Granted, but your day shift literally drives you insane!

    I wish I hadn't eaten all those chicken Nachos
  • SquishyFairy
    SquishyFairy Posts: 119 Member
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    Granted, chicken nachos have been erased from your universe forever.

    I wish I didn't have a headache.
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 839 Member
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    Granted but all alcohol disappears

    I wish I was on a tropical vacation
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Granted, but here comes Hurricane Trump

    I wish I lived in a Loft Apartment downtown



  • SquishyFairy
    SquishyFairy Posts: 119 Member
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    Granted, but you live with five other people who all smell bad and have loud sex at all hours.

    I wish to sleep in.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Is that a bad thing? :tongue:

    JUST KIDDING!!! Of course it is!

    Granted but it's your wedding day and the Groom thinks you've left him at the Alter so he runs off to spend your Honeymoon in Europe with your Maid of Honour
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
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    Hey, don't forget to wish for something we can grant you!

    I wish I had more shoes, and some really good ones
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Granted, but you didn't realize that Fab here is the MFP Shoe Queen (Ask anybody) and you invite her over to house sit for you... and you come home to a closet filled with empty shoe boxes! :tongue:

    I wish that they would come up with a red lipstick that Actually stays on after eating, drinking and kissing! Darned false advertizing!!!
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
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    I wish that they would come up with a red lipstick that Actually stays on after eating, drinking and kissing! Darned false advertizing!!!
    Granted, but it get brighter and brighter as time goes on and can never be removed.

    I wish that famine was eliminated worldwide.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    God know's that I wish I could grant that wish and would never ruin it!
    So let's Grant it and leave it be! :)

    I wish I could pig out for a day and have no consequences

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