What's your cheesiest pick up line

runnergirl0721 · October 2017

Nice shoes...wanna f....

browneyedgirl749 · October 2017

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

browneyedgirl749 · October 2017

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

ryanthegreat314 · October 2017

ryanthegreat314 · October 2017

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Hey girl are you a fire alarm? 'Cause you're really loud and annoying

I can see that working lol

SEAHORSES4EVER · October 2017

Hey, are you a fireman? You sure know how to turn the hoes on.

ryanthegreat314 · October 2017

Can you help me find my lost puppy. I think it went over towards that unmarked van

iamthemotherofdogs · October 2017

You dropped your name-tag.

ryanthegreat314 · October 2017

Is your dad a drug deal because you are dope

ryanthegreat314 · October 2017

Do you like omelettes? Beacaue omelette these *kitten* in your face

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