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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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jcstevens86 wrote: »Raped
Aww shucks and we haven't even be introduced yet.
Toaster in bathtub. The guilt got to him.0 -
Accidental asphyxiation while clearing out a year's worth of plastic grocery bags from the pantry.0
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Tried to "rock the boat" in a hot air balloon.1
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Fell out of air balloon0
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In my arms0
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In a hostage situation gone bad with @svanel0
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from the plague0
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from a rogue cat bite0
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fierce! she's going to die from the infection this cat gave me - very contagious bacteria flesh eating thing0
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Piranha attack at the local pool0
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Dont wanna think bout her dyin....she is to good of a person1
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I know! My cat is probably plotting against me now! I stopped giving her a little 'extra' wet food and she's mad at me!!1
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Killed in a stampede by Beyonce fans0
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Ha!!! I love Beyoncé!!!
Was poisoned by eating meatloaf.0 -
was poisoned by her own meatloaf0
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Shiv'd for cutting the line at Starbucks
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How about dying in a fist fight over your favorite food? Lol1 -
Some mysterious scam involving money, drugs and men0
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Tripped rubbing his beard thinking about mine and fell down the stairs0
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was convinced to shave the beard and accidently cut himself.0
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Smothered to death in a tragic Build-a-Bear accident0
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Guitar strings snapped and choked him0
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Neighbour couldn't stand his music and poisoned him0
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Died in a freak starburst accident0
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Jersey shore killed him over styling pattens.0
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Duck dynasty makes fun of his beard and he commited suicide0
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jcstevens86 wrote: »Duck dynasty makes fun of his beard and he commited suicide
Lolol *kitten* those guys! Hahaha
Stepped on someone's shoes at the club.0 -
Brought a knife to a gun fight0
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Died with a dick in *kitten* on the cell block.0
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