We broke up because...
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she wouldnt let me travel with all my cats in our car
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Her Cats gave me Cat Scratch Fever0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Her Cats gave me Cat Scratch Fever
Was sick all the time0 -
Her kitty had mange
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I was sick of his ridiculousness!
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His name wasn't really Nate and he was not unfiltered0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »His name wasn't really Nate and he was not unfiltered
Didn't like my secret identity
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unfilterednate wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »His name wasn't really Nate and he was not unfiltered
Didn't like my secret identity
His big secret was ... he was a girl
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »unfilterednate wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »His name wasn't really Nate and he was not unfiltered
Didn't like my secret identity
His big secret was ... he was a girl
She dicked me too hard0 -
unfilterednate wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »unfilterednate wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »His name wasn't really Nate and he was not unfiltered
Didn't like my secret identity
His big secret was ... he was a girl
She dicked me too hard
Lol... liar you said you liked it
Wasn't really a ginger, I felt jipped
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »unfilterednate wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »unfilterednate wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »His name wasn't really Nate and he was not unfiltered
Didn't like my secret identity
His big secret was ... he was a girl
She dicked me too hard
Lol... liar you said you liked it
Wasn't really a ginger, I felt jipped
My curtains match my draps, my chin fluff (and its color) is a handmedown from some nordic badass.
She wanted mix kids.0 -
He'd be gone for days with his viking buddies pillaging and destroying villages1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »
He'd be gone for days with his viking buddies pillaging and destroying villages
Didnt like all the exotic womens I brought home on my sight seeing trips0 -
52 kids screaming in the house, thanks to those exotic women0
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Kept coming home early and finding strangers stopping over for “ coffee”0
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Drank all my coffee0
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was upset i shrank his batman shirt0
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She stretched my Wonder Woman shorts0
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Wanted me to dress like Robin, but I preferred the Joker0
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caught him wearing a She-Ra dress, holding up his magical sword and saying out loud "I have the power!"
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Refused to call me Prince Adam in bed0
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She spread rumors about her Ex and his fetishes! I was worried about what she'd say about me!0
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didn't say anything while we made love, made me think I was doing it all wrong0
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He was doing it all wrong!
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She was always sticking her nose where it didn't belong!
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Wanted to go out dancing every night of the week0
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Was an old Fuddy that wanted to stay home all the time!0
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wouldn't show me those long legs of hers when I wanted0
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Too busy ogling other girls most of the time 0
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