My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She reached over to get an eyelash off my cheek and her contact lens fell in my soup.0
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kept adding sugar to her tea..0
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Started adding flies to her soup0
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spilled his soup all over me0
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He said the white stain on his pants was soup1
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Caught him licking said stain1
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She wouldn't help get the stain off my pants1
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would stop showcasing the guns.0
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Wouldn’t leave her hands off my gun in public0
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Kept playing with his gun0
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He drove off like he was in a drag race or something0
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His wife showed up
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her wife showed up lol0
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She drank my beer0
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he had no more beer left lol0
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There was no more beer left, anywhere!0
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Until he tried to crush a beer can on my *kitten*0
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You mean it's still not going great? Will have to work on that!
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He left with @ladychris29 & I had to pay both tabs1
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Drank all the beer0
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She peed herself0
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Started stroking his lizard in the restaurant0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Started stroking his lizard in the restaurant
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ĸepт υndreѕѕιng тнe waιтer wιтн нer eyeѕ.1 -
Till her bf showed up0
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she started batting her eyelashes at the waiter. what am i, chopped liver??0
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He insisted on catcalling every woman who walked past us0
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