My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Payed more attention to the guy cat calling than to our date0
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He made me say big juicy before i spoke every single time..0
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Stuck her foot in my face and asked if her feet stink0
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Admitted he had a stinky foot fetish and my feet weren't stinky enough0
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I caught her outside stepping in dog *kitten* just to impress another suitor!1
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happimess1 wrote: »she confessed she botoxed her ex's balls in his sleep
Don’t let that scare you0 -
she said she preferred men0
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She prefers hermaphrodites0
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She prefers guys from another planet.1
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he scheduled me to get pink hair0
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His wife and 3 gf showed up.. it wasn't a pretty scene.0
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She mistook me for someone who'd been foolish enough to get married.
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Threw up his foos0
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food.0
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he decided sitting in the same booth with me was overrated and moved to the next booth0
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Was more interested in playing musical chairs than our date.1
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He winked at the waiter0
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Damn lag!!
She went home with the waiter.0 -
She got arrested by a bounty hunter0
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he wouldn't put his shirt back on at dinner0
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She kept telling the strippers to put their clothes back on.3
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the waiter whispered to her: "another victim, huh?"1
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until he turned to me and said, "you're paying, right?"0
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until she said "I dont like condoms"1
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he told me all I could order off the menu was a salad0
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Until she put her hand on my leg & said “Ur putting out,right?”2
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he asked for money and a ride home. I am NOT a taxi service!0
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