My date with the person above me was going great until...

Damn lag!!

She went home with the waiter.

he wouldn't put his shirt back on at dinner

the waiter whispered to her: "another victim, huh?"

until she said "I dont like condoms"

Until she put her hand on my leg & said “Ur putting out,right?”

She invited me inside and her cat clawed my b@lls

She chose her cat.

Thanks !! lol

Untill she ordered pizza with pineapple

She was just using me as plan B for her blind date (which went well and I wasn't needed)