My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He pinched the waitress's posterior0
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She sneezed in my soup0
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She ate my cheesy garlic bread1
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She threw the bread loaf at me0
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Said I could only order from the $1 menu and only 2 items0
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Ordered a happy meal and broke me.1
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Wouldn't let me play with the toy until I was done eating1
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Cried b/c I was playing with the toy first0
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Was smiling way too much, freaked me out.0
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her hubby show up0
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his hubby showed up. Haha jk
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She broke out the weegie board0
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The spirits from sale board claimed his life. Thus, end of date.0
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*said board0
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LOL funny---0
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it was time for her to leave the next day 0
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He didn't come alone0
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She ordered a second meal for her room mate.0
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He showed up wearing a tank top to dinner0
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I found out he was a she.0
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She went out the bathroom window and left me with the bill1
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He was a Bills fan0
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He tried to lift me over his head and dropped me on the floor when a hot waitress walked by.0
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big Brother came to pick her up0
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...I had to ask her to tie my shoe lace up because I'm too fat to bend over. :-(0
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She wouldn't put out after I bought her dinner and drinks. Not even a kiss.0
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He was all tongue0
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She spoke in a foreign tongue and I didn't know what the heck she was saying0
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We got kicked out of the restaurant because she wanted to give me a lap dance at the table0
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He liked the hairy she's better0
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