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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:

    I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases

    I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult
    think Yoga... "Downward 'Dirty' Dog"


    I tend to rush to judgement on slow drivers in traffic and assume that their speedometer is not indicating their actual speed , but is instead displaying a much higher number...
    ... either that, or they must die

  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:

    I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases

    I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult

    I'm assuming if it was easy we wouldn't need....relationships.

    Ohhh so that's why you have girlfriends or get married? So then what's the point of a mfp gf/bf
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    When I hear people say they love kids I assume they've never been around any for a length of time.

    The truest thing ever said. :D


  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
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    jkou77 wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:

    I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases

    I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult

    I'm assuming if it was easy we wouldn't need....relationships.

    Ohhh so that's why you have girlfriends or get married? So then what's the point of a mfp gf/bf

    I'll let you know when I figure that out. I'm going to assume neediness.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:

    I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases

    I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult

    .... because they can


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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.

    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.

    False and false

    The smallest I ever encountered was attached to a man who was 6’5”
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.

    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.

    False and false

    The smallest I ever encountered was attached to a man who was 6’5”

    ... geeze, then I'm 2" shorter...
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.

    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.

    False and false

    The smallest I ever encountered was attached to a man who was 6’5”

    :worried:
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.

    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.

    False and false

    The smallest I ever encountered was attached to a man who was 6’5”

    ... geeze, then I'm 2" shorter...

    LOL :D
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    I've always assumed that people are actually reading my tee-shirts, when they are more likely trying to figure-out how soon my food-fetus is due.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.

    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.

    False and false

    The smallest I ever encountered was attached to a man who was 6’5”

    And on the flip side, the largest I encountered was on a man who was 5'6". :D
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    If I hear a girl with a breathy high pitched baby voice I assume she's an airhead.

    When I see soccer mom's in giant shiney black Escalade's I assume her husband works so she can have that.
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    People who snap their gum have bad teeth...or bad breath ...or both
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:

    I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases

    When you have to self service afterwards it defeats the purpose.

    Truth! And unfortunately those time have happened :disappointed:
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:

    I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases

    I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult

    If it was a simple task, the world would be full of happier people.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:

    I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases

    I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult

    If it was a simple task, the world would be full of happier people.

    I'd never leave home.
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    :/ Even if self-service oral was possible, I think I'd still stick to manual.
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    edited December 2017
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    :/ Even if self-service oral was possible, I think I'd still stick to manual.

    Wouldn't self-service also be manual?

    Do you mean more like, if robotics could do it you'd still want a human to?

    lol. You kids nowadays... Manual- done by hand (not by mouth).

    ETA - I'm very excited at the prospect of sex robots. :p

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