My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He had coal in his pants for juice0
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He said he'd been a bad boy this year & deserved a big lump of coal0
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He dug into his rear end to get a big lump of something0
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the aaid he would.rather be lifting than in a date.1
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When the valet drove up with the car, she jumped in the passenger seat and yelled "floor it"0
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made off with his car
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made off with my soul2
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Until my bf showed up..1
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we were at the range and while watching her shoot, my gun accidentally went off...prematurely1
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Kept talking a our how he got his arm tatt0
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The sun came up0
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The farted0
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She passed out!!!0
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He didn't like Chinese cat food.0
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He tried to make me eat Chinese cat food!!0
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She tried to explain to me how to tell if a cat is Chinese or not.....1
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That’s easy. Turn it over!!!!0
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He shouldn't stop telling cat jokes0
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She ate a furball.0
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until her hubby pick her up0
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He wasn't into threesomes0
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she wasnt into the swingers bar0
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She was too into swingers bars0
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He was more interested in chasing the Benjamin's0
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She kept staring at herself pout0
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He didn't admire my pouts!0
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She drank my beer1
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He didn't appreciate the criticism I gave his beer.1
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She fell asleep at the dinner table0
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He decided to tell me about the War of 1812....1
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