Random Thought For the Day

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Taking candy from a baby is actually the responsible thing to do.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Smelling is just breathing normally and thinking about it more.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Telling someone "You do you" is basically the same as telling them to go *kitten* themselves.
  • ckozl81
    ckozl81 Posts: 59 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Telling someone "You do you" is basically the same as telling them to go *kitten* themselves.

    I love this motto but I don't think if it as a negative. I adopted it in college as a way to remind myself to make me happy first and everything else will fall into place.

  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Telling someone "You do you" is basically the same as telling them to go *kitten* themselves.

    Sometimes that is the appropriate interpretation of this:)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The Sun is a star, yet no one wishes on it.
  • cuddlebunny18
    cuddlebunny18 Posts: 21 Member
    The light at the end of the tunnel is us being reborn back into the world
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Or maybe they just won't be douchey enough to leave in the first place
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Zombies are the only ones who genuinely prefer brains over looks.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If Luke turned off his targeting computer and then missed the Death Star’s exhaust port, he would’ve looked like the biggest dumb *kitten* ever. Fortunately for him all the witnesses would have been obliterated by the Death Star.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It’s easy to underestimate how many people have cats.
  • rockymir
    rockymir Posts: 497 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    It’s easy to underestimate how many people have cats.

    Very true. I found out people who have cats I could never imagine.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Eating lunch alone as a kid is like torture, getting to eat lunch alone as an adult is a nice treat.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I wonder what shirt @cee134 is wearing today
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    While SIRI can calculate tips on a check, I wonder if she judges me when I leave less that 20%?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    While SIRI can calculate tips on a check, I wonder if she judges me when I leave less that 20%?

    You'd better bet your sweet *kitten* she does...as does the rest of the world :p
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I wonder what shirt @cee134 is wearing today

    My Wednesday Shirt!
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I wonder what shirt @cee134 is wearing today

    My Wednesday Shirt!

    You must be rich if you have a different shirt for every day of the week
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    empresssue wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I wonder what shirt @cee134 is wearing today

    My Wednesday Shirt!

    You must be rich if you have a different shirt for every day of the week

    Wednesday is a special day.
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    Why sleep when you can not go to sleep
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I wonder what shirt @cee134 is wearing today

    My Wednesday Shirt!

    You must be rich if you have a different shirt for every day of the week

    Wednesday is a special day.

    Is it labeled Wednesday?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    empresssue wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I wonder what shirt @cee134 is wearing today

    My Wednesday Shirt!

    You must be rich if you have a different shirt for every day of the week

    Wednesday is a special day.

    Is it labeled Wednesday?

    You're not the first person to ask.
  • Lipstick_n_lunges
    Lipstick_n_lunges Posts: 1,201 Member
    edited January 2018
    How come Taco soup doesn’t actually taste like tacos?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Lipstick_n_lunges wrote: »
    How come Taco soup doesn’t actually taste like tacos?

    I'm positive @TeacupsAndToning could answer this, and in no dirty way either.
  • Wingsont84
    Wingsont84 Posts: 335 Member
    Why is left - left and right-right
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Google should have named their GPS voice "Miss Direction".
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    If you are MFP cool, are you cool in real life? or by default uncool?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    If you are MFP cool, are you cool in real life? or by default uncool?


    I got 99 problems and being cool anywhere ain't one of them.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I wonder what shirt @cee134 is wearing today

    My Wednesday Shirt!

    You must be rich if you have a different shirt for every day of the week

    Wednesday is a special day.

    VERY Special. @empresssue you'll have to check it out next week!

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