True Confessions - Don't Judge

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    Cconfession...in the past 2 days all I've eaten was 1/2 a funnel cake, spicy funions, gator jerky, a bite of chimichanga, and taco bell....ivw lost 1.5lbs

    Confession.... I'm seriously jealous, as I sit here eating my salad for lunch, and hoping the smell of cookies won't make me gain 5 lbs! :D
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    I used to want to study to be a museum curator, but I quickly realized that would be a difficult job to obtain.

    I wanted to be a librarian and my wife told me i was stupid and that was for girls
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    We are in a blizzard warning today. I had a feeling all week today would be a snow day. I told myself if so, I would spend it being productive and gut my 8 year old's room. So far I haven't done *kitten*. Ugh.
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    We are in a blizzard warning today. I had a feeling all week today would be a snow day. I told myself if so, I would spend it being productive and gut my 8 year old's room. So far I haven't done *kitten*. Ugh.

    That's okay lazy days are good
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    That's okay lazy days are good

    What if I have had more lazy days than productive lately?

    I will go to the gym later. It should be dead cuz no one is going anywhere. :D
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    I'm profoundly ridiculous lol

    At least you're cute

  • I was a philosophy major. I doubled in psychology. Now I'm a software developer, but I don't consider it for nothing at all.

    I learned about life and myself, about how people work. It gave me insight into history.

    It actually taught me how to think logically and program which ultimately made my career.

    Taught me how to argue the right way...to win, be fair, to be nice and be mean and which is best.

    And...it brought me my wife, and subsequently kids as a result of history. Through networking.

    My brother and I sat down one day thinking about how are we going to meet women.

    Through my psychology genius, I came up with the plan to have dinner parties (he claims it was his idea but that's unimportant)

    The rationale was so strong and simple.

    Women have to eat.

    Eventually they will show up.

    And we both met our wives this way.

    "Women have to eat" is quite possibly the most profound thing I've seen anyone say around here.
    There's nothing scarier than a hangry lady.
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    IC: I wish my inner child would say "yay, snow!" But my adult self suffocated her and now I'm like "damnit, f-ing snow!!!"
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    I was a philosophy major. I doubled in psychology. Now I'm a software developer...

    I would love to see your programming notes. :D

    //If then Loop. I question what is the IF and THEN though. Could be the alpha and omega of things? What is the antecedent of the conditional, and consequent? If I AM, then I AM. I think that is really all I can ever say for sure. Oh, BTW, the loop is a time count for 10 sections for input.
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    bojack3 wrote: »
    I confess I am enjoying how just the mere sight of my face gets such a negative reaction out of some people. Good....carry the hate....let it eat you up....:)

    I confess, I like your face!
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    Satan loves you my child. <3o:)

    That perfectly explains my meanness
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    I'm a righty. Which of course means I'm pretty awesome. :neutral::blush:
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    I confess .. damn it, I DID do it.. :(
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    lol.

    It's just a joke.

    But Satan could totally be the good guy in any comic book.

    * brb punishing evil doers
    * giving naked women clothes and skillz
    * accepts God's unwanted children
    * he flies, has horns, he directs lightning, probably shoots fireballs out of hands like Super Mario

    IC, you spent a lot of time thinking about this. Could you be Satan??????????
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    I confess that I feel stinky

    :heartbreak:

  • Like you smell or you don't feel well? Because I'm currently home sick, hence why I've been able to bother everyone in the forums today :D

    Maybe she’s has a yeast infection and doesn’t want to talk about it.
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    Like you smell or you don't feel well? Because I'm currently home sick, hence why I've been able to bother everyone in the forums today :D

    It's complicated.

    Hope you feel better soon!
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    Maybe she’s has Shingles and doesn’t want to talk about it.

    There
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    I confess .. damn it, I DID do it.. :(

    of course you did; we knew it was you all along...

    you can't help yourself. it's okay. we understand.

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