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True Confessions - Don't Judge
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eccomi_qui wrote: »
Well if I knew that someone would rather smash my pumpkins I’d react the same way.
This is why you're a virgin, boo.0 -
Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »
This is why you're a virgin, boo.
I ask myself:
Why be less when you can be more?
More of a virgin.0 -
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eccomi_qui wrote: »
#winning0 -
IC I live like a bachelor ...ketchup for dinner anyone?0
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Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »
#winning
That’s my girl.1 -
POTUS said kitten holes....1
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I like the night life, I like to boogie, underneath the disco lights.
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I constantly hide my personality because I think that no-one will like me. I care too much about what people think and what they may or may not say.7
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jhendersonfbmfp wrote: »I constantly hide my personality because I think that no-one will like me. I care too much about what people think and what they may or may not say.
people kinda suck in general so who cares what they think, anyway? Now if your pets like you then you are ok.0 -
jhendersonfbmfp wrote: »I constantly hide my personality because I think that no-one will like me. I care too much about what people think and what they may or may not say.
That's why I hate people! They are the worst!0 -
THeADHDTurnip wrote: »
It starts smoking after 10-15 seconds.
Perfect. I can get laundry done in the time it takes to make a hot pocket0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »
Perfect. I can get laundry done in the time it takes to make a hot pocket
I wanted to make a pun about hot pockets and microwaved laundry but I'm work-weeked out and cant think. I just wanted you to know the joke is there just waiting though.2 -
It feels good to be bad0
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Soul_Radiation wrote: »
I do have blue jeans. I think my eyes are considered hazel. They are brown in the middle, and blue/green outside.
Hmmm, you almost fit the song cuz you have blue in your eyes. Close counts.
You are Satan!!!!!1 -
IC I sometimes wonder about the guy responsible for greasing the boxers face up with Vaseline while theyre on the ring. Does he have super soft hands from all of the Vaseline? Is there a special towel designated for wiping his hands or does he have permanent stains down the sides of his legs from wiping them off? How did he get this specific responsibility?0
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Clever_User_Name wrote: »I confess I love you all for one reason or another
Whats the reason you love me?
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Fleeting emotion has passed, I’m done
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Ok0
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Clever_User_Name wrote: »
It's not a bad thing
Well I'd have rathered it be..my stunning good looks, or my unparalleled intellect, but mehh it could be worse than consistent :laugh:1 -
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
Whoop whoop.....that's the sounds of the police
Well you'd know jailbird
How about I go with Woohoooo 0 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
I quit and I have been wanting to start up again sooooo bad
I haven't smoked in a long time but recently I've been thinking about it all the time. I've been wanting to ask my coworker for one because I don't want to buy a pack.
I don't want to buy a pack because I am ashamed, that's kinda how I quit...I shamed myself
If I knew how I was going to die and it wasn't because of smoking I'd smoke.Find_Me_Again wrote: »
The smell used to bother me too, I'd wrap up my hair and had a "smoking sweater" I'd smoke in. Since quitting tho I like the smell, not on people so much but I linger at mall doorways and try to breath in the second hand smoke.2 -
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