Two Sentence Scary Stories

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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,242 Member
    In the 6 months since he died, I dream every night that he comes to me. Now I'm pregnant, though I've never touched anyone else...
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Betty wrote: »
    So cleaned this thread up instead of shutting in down... please keep the sexual innuendos off MFP.

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    I am both confused. Must have missed stuff but excited by mr. Incredible
  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    StarshipBun wrote: »
    The picture of the man frightened me, his eyes seemed to follow me all night. In the morning the walls were bare, except for a window.

    Yikes! Would be even worse without the window/had a mirror.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Go into every thread on MFP. Only see Agent smith aka fanbois aka Frah Gee Lay.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Go into every thread on MFP. Only see Agent smith aka fanbois aka Frah Gee Lay.

    *shivers*
  • JetJaguar
    JetJaguar Posts: 801 Member
    edited January 2018
    Hmm... battery 9%. Wait, where's my charger!?
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  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    They are getting e-married.

    One sentence is enough
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,242 Member
    I wonder why I'm casting 2 shadows. There's only one light bulb.
  • EternalTruth
    EternalTruth Posts: 491 Member
    I opened my mail. Found a bill for my tuition.
  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    edited January 2018
    The last thing I remember seeing was my clock flash 02:17 before she dug her long rotted nails into my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I woke up relieved until I saw the clock said 02:16 and my closet door was slowly opening.
  • elizarizo
    elizarizo Posts: 470 Member
    JetJaguar wrote: »
    Hmm... battery 9%. Wait, where's my charger!?

    Would of been scarier if it was at 1% !
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    elizarizo wrote: »
    JetJaguar wrote: »
    Hmm... battery 9%. Wait, where's my charger!?

    Would of been scarier if it was at 1% !

    That's for the squeal
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    Two sentences? Two words: "Condom broke"
  • Munchberry
    Munchberry Posts: 172 Member
    Over two years I logged my meals and dieted faithfully and lost almost 100 pounds. Got within 6 pounds of Onederland. I stopped logging thinking after 2 years I knew what I was eating. I gained all but 15 pounds back.
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    Rent is due tomorrow. I don't get paid until the day after.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    aeloine wrote: »
    Rent is due tomorrow. I don't get paid until the day after.

    Be fierce baby, call your landlord and roar
  • fatal_degree
    fatal_degree Posts: 22 Member
    A man wakes up from his nap, feeling a cold draft and says, "Honey, did you leave the door open, it's cold in here?". His wife walks into the living room puzzled and remarks "No, why.....where's the TV?".
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Taxes are due this year. They will also be due next year.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    “And my dude freaking out over a worse fate. She’s on time, but she’s late for they first date”
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    "what do you mean im the father?
    what's that, no, sorry, my phone signals breaking up i cant hear."
  • playmommy1
    playmommy1 Posts: 2 Member
    I dreamed I ate the most delicious one carb protein bar. I woke up with a Twix wrapper on my pillow.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    "They do exist!" he shouted, pointing at the mermaid. His voice worked it's way up, popping with the rest of the bubbles on the surface.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Suddenly as something else popped up, he noticed she wasn’t wearing a top. His dream suddenly took a most unexpected turn.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    More sad than scary
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    right as they were about to sit down for a nice evening, she said it.

    "i just think it's funny how..."
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Whisper something dirty in my ear?

    The bathroom and kitchen.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    You get two whole weeks off!!!! With the kids.
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