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We broke up because...
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Although she was impressed with my sufficient attention, she was unimpressed with my insufficient funds0
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He’s too poor0
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He rubbed his stache all night0
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She seemed to be a different person every couple of days0
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Apparently my love was tainted because once you ran to me but now you run from me0
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All he wanted to do is watch the wheels on the bus go round and round0
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Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »Apparently my love was tainted because once you ran to me but now you run from me
Well, I'm sorry I dont pray that way!0 -
Kept drinking all my beer0
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I spent too much time running and biking.0
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_barefoot_ wrote: »I threw out his beer !
Why, Why! WHYYYY!!0 -
So many questions0
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He was always talking over me0
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He wasn't into the leather cat suit0
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She only accepted 3 of my disorders0
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He had too many personalities0
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She kept making forts in the living room. Only ever wanted to sleep in them - I don't want to sleep alone!0
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She never wanted to sleep in my forts with me.0
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he spent more time in front of the mirror than me0
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happimess1 wrote: »she would often reject my moves and say "no not right now, i am kegeling"
He got a better offer clearly
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She couldn’t stand my puns0
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Kept throwing away my bras. Claims they were evil...0
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She kept drinking all my beer0
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Considered Bud Light beer0
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Tap shoes. Just tap shoes...0
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I caught her talking to another man. It was her dad, but still...0
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He refused to stop writing Martha Stewart fan fiction0
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She cheated0
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She rearranged my alphabetized pantry. I couldn't find a damn thing and just spiraled into a 3 day panic attack.0
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