We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Just bad timing that's all0
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I tried to assign our chores evenly, but she got mad and ripped my division of labor chart to pieces0
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Claimed "Boss Baby" was cinematic perfection.0
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She always dried my clothes on the normal setting when she knew I like permanent press. I even left a post-it note on the *kitten* machine to remind her!0
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Wait ,what? We broke up ahhhhh *kitten* when did this *kitten* happen *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* worst day ever.1
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We never broke up. He just forgot his meds again. Don't worry, the confusion is normal
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She grew tired and annoyed of me speaking in the 3rd person...0
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I found out his secret identity.0 -
She's digging the other chick!0
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We didn’t break up ,fake news someone’s trying to split us up .0
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He was always overthinking things.0
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She doesn't encourage asking questions or thinking in general from her significant other0
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Every time he saw me, he shouted, at the top of his lungs, "How do you like me NOW?"0
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She had a thing for Batman.0
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He was jealous of how consistently the fridge ran0
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She was always chasing after her Fridge.0
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He always referred to a third person in a feminie connotation- creepy...0
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She accused me of cheating with herself in third person.0
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He was always using his x-ray vision to see what underwear people were wearing0
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he referred to himself in the third person.0
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Her pet name for me was a character from Sesame Street0
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He made Oscar the Grouch look like the friendliest person in the world.0
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that damn lasso started to hurt0
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She drank all my whiskey.0
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We couldn't go out anywhere truckers & sailors were complaining about her language!0
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She said she didn't want no scrubs & I was just chasing rainbows?0
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