Ask the Cop

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  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    Have you ever encountered people fighting crime dressed up as super heroes?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    So, has the mystery been solved as to what that yellow thing is?
    I maintain it's a Kraft cheese single.
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    So, has the mystery been solved as to what that yellow thing is?
    I maintain it's a Kraft cheese single.

    It’s my taser.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    So, has the mystery been solved as to what that yellow thing is?
    I maintain it's a Kraft cheese single.

    It’s my taser.

    Ohhhh, plot twist. How many times a week do you use it?
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    So, has the mystery been solved as to what that yellow thing is?
    I maintain it's a Kraft cheese single.

    It’s my taser.

    Ohhhh, plot twist. How many times a week do you use it?

    I’ve only used it a handful of times in two years. I prefer hands on.
  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,535 Member
    Do the Police REALLY want to know about the annoying neighbor's barking dog at 3a.m., the cars parked in the bicycle lane blocking my ride forcing me into the street, the abandoned truck blocking the local fire hydrant, that sort of public thing??
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    Do the Police REALLY want to know about the annoying neighbor's barking dog at 3a.m., the cars parked in the bicycle lane blocking my ride forcing me into the street, the abandoned truck blocking the local fire hydrant, that sort of public thing??

    When our call volume is high, no. If it’s quiet, that’s part of the whole “protect and serve”.
  • KelGen02
    KelGen02 Posts: 668 Member
    edited June 2018
    My son is waiting to the join the police academy... Figured since he couldn't join until he was 21 he would waste some time by joining the Army and get some infantry training. ;)

    Oh and Roll Tide Roll... :p Bama Baby!!
  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,404 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Do the Police REALLY want to know about the annoying neighbor's barking dog at 3a.m., the cars parked in the bicycle lane blocking my ride forcing me into the street, the abandoned truck blocking the local fire hydrant, that sort of public thing??

    When our call volume is high, no. If it’s quiet, that’s part of the whole “protect and serve”.

    Do you really say that curse of a word “quiet”? Saying it in the hospital is pretty much grounds for being slapped, because it nearly always guarantees a sudden change from a nice calm night to the shift from hell.
  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,535 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Do the Police REALLY want to know about the annoying neighbor's barking dog at 3a.m., the cars parked in the bicycle lane blocking my ride forcing me into the street, the abandoned truck blocking the local fire hydrant, that sort of public thing??

    When our call volume is high, no. If it’s quiet, that’s part of the whole “protect and serve”.

    Good to know. I expect the weekends/holidays are rampant calls.
    I have actually asked and verified more than a few times with the local dispatch...do they REALLY want to know...especially on the barking dogs lol. She said "a police officer reporting to the homeowner their dog barking is a nuisance will keep that sleep-deprived neighbor from escalating it to a serious matter." I appreciated her candor.
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Do the Police REALLY want to know about the annoying neighbor's barking dog at 3a.m., the cars parked in the bicycle lane blocking my ride forcing me into the street, the abandoned truck blocking the local fire hydrant, that sort of public thing??

    When our call volume is high, no. If it’s quiet, that’s part of the whole “protect and serve”.

    Good to know. I expect the weekends/holidays are rampant calls.
    I have actually asked and verified more than a few times with the local dispatch...do they REALLY want to know...especially on the barking dogs lol. She said "a police officer reporting to the homeowner their dog barking is a nuisance will keep that sleep-deprived neighbor from escalating it to a serious matter." I appreciated her candor.

    Last night for example, I was tied up for two hours with a stolen car, and the people/drugs inside it.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    You still never answered if you're in Oklahoma.
    I guess I'll have to drive back and forth across I-40 speeding until someone who looks like you pulls me over in order to find out.
  • BacktheBlue18
    BacktheBlue18 Posts: 23 Member
    skctilidie wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Do the Police REALLY want to know about the annoying neighbor's barking dog at 3a.m., the cars parked in the bicycle lane blocking my ride forcing me into the street, the abandoned truck blocking the local fire hydrant, that sort of public thing??

    When our call volume is high, no. If it’s quiet, that’s part of the whole “protect and serve”.

    Do you really say that curse of a word “quiet”? Saying it in the hospital is pretty much grounds for being slapped, because it nearly always guarantees a sudden change from a nice calm night to the shift from hell.

    NEVER SAY THE Q WORD
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    skctilidie wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Do the Police REALLY want to know about the annoying neighbor's barking dog at 3a.m., the cars parked in the bicycle lane blocking my ride forcing me into the street, the abandoned truck blocking the local fire hydrant, that sort of public thing??

    When our call volume is high, no. If it’s quiet, that’s part of the whole “protect and serve”.

    Do you really say that curse of a word “quiet”? Saying it in the hospital is pretty much grounds for being slapped, because it nearly always guarantees a sudden change from a nice calm night to the shift from hell.

    NEVER SAY THE Q WORD


    Quills?
  • BacktheBlue18
    BacktheBlue18 Posts: 23 Member
    skctilidie wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Do the Police REALLY want to know about the annoying neighbor's barking dog at 3a.m., the cars parked in the bicycle lane blocking my ride forcing me into the street, the abandoned truck blocking the local fire hydrant, that sort of public thing??

    When our call volume is high, no. If it’s quiet, that’s part of the whole “protect and serve”.

    Do you really say that curse of a word “quiet”? Saying it in the hospital is pretty much grounds for being slapped, because it nearly always guarantees a sudden change from a nice calm night to the shift from hell.

    NEVER SAY THE Q WORD


    Quills?

    lol
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    You still never answered if you're in Oklahoma.
    I guess I'll have to drive back and forth across I-40 speeding until someone who looks like you pulls me over in order to find out.

    I am in a suburb of Tulsa.
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    How dose one know how much they can drink , so they don't get pulled over from driving drunk ?

    Uber is too cheap to even chance it.
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    How dose one know how much they can drink , so they don't get pulled over from driving drunk ?

    Uber is too cheap to even chance it.

    Agreed.

    To take it even further, it depends on too many factors in terms of how much is too much. Types of alcohol (beer vs wine vs tequila vs Scotch), how hydrated you are, how much food you've had to eat, temperatures, etc. all have an impact.

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
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    Uni pic.

    What's the yellow thing?

    Its a yellow flag. He throws it on the ground if he spots a crime-you know like referees in the NFL

    Damn, I've missed you :laugh:


    What's the strangest callout you've ever had.. maybe one that made you laugh?
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    79lth5trcj63.jpeg
    Uni pic.

    What's the yellow thing?

    Its a yellow flag. He throws it on the ground if he spots a crime-you know like referees in the NFL

    Damn, I've missed you :laugh:


    What's the strangest callout you've ever had.. maybe one that made you laugh?

    An opossum in a woman’s kitchen.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    You still never answered if you're in Oklahoma.
    I guess I'll have to drive back and forth across I-40 speeding until someone who looks like you pulls me over in order to find out.

    I am in a suburb of Tulsa.

    Are you a Thunder fan?
    The answer is crucial to how I will judge you from now on.
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    You still never answered if you're in Oklahoma.
    I guess I'll have to drive back and forth across I-40 speeding until someone who looks like you pulls me over in order to find out.

    I am in a suburb of Tulsa.

    Are you a Thunder fan?
    The answer is crucial to how I will judge you from now on.

    I’m not a basketball fan at all. I’m the largest Bama fan living in OK though; ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    You still never answered if you're in Oklahoma.
    I guess I'll have to drive back and forth across I-40 speeding until someone who looks like you pulls me over in order to find out.

    I am in a suburb of Tulsa.

    Are you a Thunder fan?
    The answer is crucial to how I will judge you from now on.

    I’m not a basketball fan at all. I’m the largest Bama fan living in OK though; ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!

    Go to one Thunder game. You'll change your mind.
    Thunder Up!
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    You still never answered if you're in Oklahoma.
    I guess I'll have to drive back and forth across I-40 speeding until someone who looks like you pulls me over in order to find out.

    I am in a suburb of Tulsa.

    Are you a Thunder fan?
    The answer is crucial to how I will judge you from now on.

    Not a basketball fan at all.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    aeloine wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    79lth5trcj63.jpeg
    Uni pic.

    What's the yellow thing?

    Its a yellow flag. He throws it on the ground if he spots a crime-you know like referees in the NFL

    Damn, I've missed you :laugh:


    What's the strangest callout you've ever had.. maybe one that made you laugh?

    An opossum in a woman’s kitchen.

    Idk what an opossum is? Im guessing a type of possum..
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    skctilidie wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Do the Police REALLY want to know about the annoying neighbor's barking dog at 3a.m., the cars parked in the bicycle lane blocking my ride forcing me into the street, the abandoned truck blocking the local fire hydrant, that sort of public thing??

    When our call volume is high, no. If it’s quiet, that’s part of the whole “protect and serve”.

    Do you really say that curse of a word “quiet”? Saying it in the hospital is pretty much grounds for being slapped, because it nearly always guarantees a sudden change from a nice calm night to the shift from hell.

    Same here! I’m an engineer for a medical record and god forbid we say the “Q” word then all hell breaks loose! Hospitals calling in issues like crazy!
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    edited June 2018
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
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