We broke up because...
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Ur to controlled for me... i live on the edge0
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She does live on the edge...very close as a matter fact.. Then tried to push me off it0
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Creative differences0
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She stole my leg pose!
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she didn't like my leg lamp
said it stole her pose
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Because he had a leg lamp0
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Because we couldn't agree about what kind of Dog to adopt.0
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my leg lamp made her jealous; she didn't own fishnets 0
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He said I wasn't safe enough 😂0
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He, he.. I can't say it 😢0
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Whisper it in my ear, Australian Goldie!
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She dyed my hair pink without me knowing.0
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I just couldn't compete with his abs, and I'm way too competitive for that business. 1
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Because she kept trying feed me to fatten me up in order to get rid of my abs
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sharifsahmed wrote: »Because she kept trying feed me to fatten me up in order to get rid of my abs
LOL literally laughed out loud.
And he wouldn't eat my food, so we're just done. DONE!1 -
Because she made food that was way too tasty to be healthy. I can't live like this. I had to end it.0
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Because she does too much cardio.0
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We broke up again again because you got mad that I ate your food while you were out running
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Because he's always at the gym.0
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Because she's not at the gym enough0
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He was always distracted taking selfies at the gym0
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BlackDahliasLastSmile wrote: »Because he's always at the gym.
because @BlackDahliasLastSmile would never go to the gym with me.
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He was too worried about those people at the gym0
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I secretly videotaped us having sex and put it on YouTube
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Because he has velocirator eyes and I'm more of a t-rex man1
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He was obsessed with Jurassic Park... We had to watch it every night!1
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Fear of dinosaurs0
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Her kid hated my guts0
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When I told him to get a tattoo on his head, he didn't realise which one I meant...2
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