Dumbest Question You've Been Asked

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  • NettyBoo45
    NettyBoo45 Posts: 5 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I went to the emergency a week after having my baby, to deal with some pain I was having from my spinal. I was carrying my week old son, and the nurse says, “oh are you here for delivery?”

    No, returns. This unit is faulty, it just sleeps, poops, cries and drinks

    I'm so done! Hahahaha hahahaha. Laughing so hard I'm in tears!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    NettyBoo45 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I went to the emergency a week after having my baby, to deal with some pain I was having from my spinal. I was carrying my week old son, and the nurse says, “oh are you here for delivery?”

    No, returns. This unit is faulty, it just sleeps, poops, cries and drinks

    I'm so done! Hahahaha hahahaha. Laughing so hard I'm in tears!

    😂🤣
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    "why are you so nice to me?"
  • Evelyn_Gorfram
    Evelyn_Gorfram Posts: 706 Member
    edited September 2018
    delete - question not stupid enough
  • vollkornbloedchen
    vollkornbloedchen Posts: 2,243 Member
    Are you awake?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Evelyn_Gorfram wrote: »
    delete - question not stupid enough

    ok... um...what's the deal with airline food?
  • fdhunt1
    fdhunt1 Posts: 222 Member
    When I was in college, someone asked me where I was from. I replied Wisconsin. They asked me "what state is that in ?"
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    edited September 2018
    My ex-husband was physically disabled and in a wheelchair. The owner of the store we were in came up to us as ex kissed me and held my hand... our matching rings in plain view and asked:

    So how are you two related?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    epr3996 wrote: »
    After the lubricated finger was inserted into my rectum. I was asked are you comfortable?

    I always answer :

    * shrug

    "I make a living "
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    epr3996 wrote: »
    After the lubricated finger was inserted into my rectum. I was asked are you comfortable?

    Make it equally weird for him/her and say "I'm aroused actually." 😁
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    See title
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    Took my son and his friend from school to an arcade. The cashier asked if they were twins.






    They are two different ethnicities.



  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    I was escorting a gentleman from Israel through security. The man had an accent and had a Israeli passport. So the guard asked him where he was born and he responded "Bethlehem". The security guy said "Pennsylvania?"
  • WJS_jeepster
    WJS_jeepster Posts: 224 Member
    Bronty3 wrote: »
    I have a twin who is a boy. I am not a boy. People know I am not a boy and that my brother is one...yet they will still ask if we are identical twins....my whole life.

    I have boy/girl twins and especially when I had them out at Target I would get asked if they were identical. Never mind that one was mostly in blue and the other in pink, that their mostly non-existent hair was different shades of brown, that one had brown eyes and the other blue, etc etc etc.

    The best, though, was when I would answer: "No, one is a boy and one is a girl" and then they would ARGUE with me standing in the aisles at Target that that was immaterial. They could of course still be identical.

    Once after a very trying night before with little sleep I got a bit hysterical with the lady and yelled that I could take off their diapers and PROVE they were not identical if she wouldn't stop insisting they were. She declined and finally left me the eff alone.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I was just asked 'are you going to eat all of that?'

    yeah, dumb question.
  • MostlyWater
    MostlyWater Posts: 4,294 Member
    wow
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    " wanna go again? "
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    " wanna go again? "

    Well, your recovery time was unexpectedly impressive ;)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    " wanna go again? "

    Well, your recovery time was unexpectedly impressive ;)

    Recovery Time ??

    .... we were riding rollercoasters.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    " wanna go again? "

    Well, your recovery time was unexpectedly impressive ;)

    Recovery Time ??

    .... we were riding rollercoasters.

    Call it what you want :p:D
  • Dead_Mans_Party
    Dead_Mans_Party Posts: 891 Member
    Had a lady ask me what time it was as she was texting someone on her phone.
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
    As I have a strong Latin accent I've been asked where I was born. I was born in El Paso, Texas. I have been then if that's in Mexico, by an American while in the US. Ummmmmm, Texas is part of the US last time I checked.

    I could understand the question if it were asked by someone not from the US.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    VUA21 wrote: »
    As I have a strong Latin accent I've been asked where I was born. I was born in El Paso, Texas. I have been then if that's in Mexico, by an American while in the US. Ummmmmm, Texas is part of the US last time I checked.

    I could understand the question if it were asked by someone not from the US.

    Lmao people don't know the states. As a student worker in college, I had a supervisor who didn't know New Mexico was a state.

    I was traveling to New Mexico and a lady from our company asked: "Is it safe to drink the water there?"
  • Ghostofachance
    Ghostofachance Posts: 305 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    VUA21 wrote: »
    As I have a strong Latin accent I've been asked where I was born. I was born in El Paso, Texas. I have been then if that's in Mexico, by an American while in the US. Ummmmmm, Texas is part of the US last time I checked.

    I could understand the question if it were asked by someone not from the US.

    Lmao people don't know the states. As a student worker in college, I had a supervisor who didn't know New Mexico was a state.

    I was traveling to New Mexico and a lady from our company asked: "Is it safe to drink the water there?"

    More geography illiteracy. Someone I worked with asked me where I was from originally. I said I was born in Iowa. She responded "The place with the potatoes, right?"
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