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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If the 6, 7, 8, or 9 button broke on your microwave there is a good chance you’d never find out.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    princess7955 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    For 25 years now, we have known that velociraptors can open doors and we have taken ZERO precautionary measures.

    This will keep me up at night

    If you recall, the facility in Jurassic Park had lever handles. A smooth round brass knob would defy most reptilian claws...
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    If you wake up earlier on weekends. Then you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    If you wake up earlier on weekends. Then you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two.

    Are you feeling better?
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    yukfoo wrote: »
    If you wake up earlier on weekends. Then you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two.

    Are you feeling better?

    Hi sweetheart. Just got home from a meeting (8pm Here). I'm fine thanx for asking. Another couple of days will do it I'm sure. Everything's good on your side I trust ?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    yukfoo wrote: »
    If you wake up earlier on weekends. Then you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two.

    Are you feeling better?

    Hi sweetheart. Just got home from a meeting (8pm Here). I'm fine thanx for asking. Another couple of days will do it I'm sure. Everything's good on your side I trust ?

    Yes, everything is good, a few bumps in the road this week but all good now.
    Glad to hear you are almosty recovered. :*
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The more bad guys that a hero is facing in a movie, the better their chance of survival; 1v5 is no problem but 1v1 will see the hero messed up pretty bad.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The first 50 "Area's" were way better at staying Top Secret than the 51st.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The board game Battleship is just 2 blind people calling air strikes on each other.
  • besmith11
    besmith11 Posts: 106 Member
    Unicorns are real. They are just fat, gray, and we call them rhinos. Sorry....could bot resist this as my niece said that to me yesterday. We were in an argument about that.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The fact that you procrastinate and still get *kitten* done is the reason why you procrastinate.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you're 25 and single in 2018, nobody bats an eye.
    If you're 25 and single in 1818, people worry you'll die an old maid.
    If you're 25 and single in 1418, it's because your third husband just died of the plague.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    The 3 unwritten Rules of Business,

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Dads only tell dad jokes because they still want to be funny but can't use dirty language around children.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you have to purchase a VIP ticket for an event you probably aren’t an actual VIP.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Apple air, Amazon fire, Google earth now its time for Microsoft water.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Buying a single brick is suspicious.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Rat traps make lousy slippers :o
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    Just because you put a “clearance sticker” on an item does not make make it a clearance item...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
    Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him.

    guess you don't buy into the theory that he is actually crazy and the whole series is only happening in his head?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There's probably groups of people around the world whose breathing is synchronized.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "Take your dog to work day", Now your dog knows where you go every day, and thinks you spend all day playing with other dogs.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him.

    guess you don't buy into the theory that he is actually crazy and the whole series is only happening in his head?

    Oh, the Luke Skywalker theory.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The first person to make ice cream probably ate all the ice cream in the world (at the time).
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Billions of people don’t know you exist.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There are very few things in this world as frustrating as watching someone else use a computer.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If phones warned that listening at a high volume may cause damage to headphones instead of hearing, more people would probably keep their volume lower.

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