How in the world is this 4000 calories
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PlasticGains wrote: »My stupid mom finds out I'm on a diet and supposedly brings me a healthy cake fro. Whole foods and says its fruit cake and its 400 calories for the entire cake (its 6 inches) and so I being the naive piece of sht that I am ate almost 3/4 of it and heres the link
https://m.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/27925
How in the world is this small a** cake 4000 calories!!??! It wasnt even dense!! It was one of those airy cakes. How!?!?!?
Probably the cream, but yeah that's a lot.3 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »
take out he sausage patty and i could deff eat one of these (no pork please)
Whereas I want the pork, but can't stand the egg in it.
Wonder if I can get it without egg?
sub round egg.
No, that'll put you in keto.
I'm behind on the thread but I was waiting to see if someone went there!
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collectingblues wrote: »You totally can. I can't stand processed McDonald's eggs, and used to routinely get a sausage, egg, and biscuit without the egg. Or an Egg McMuffin without the egg.
OMG! I have to rescue you.
"sub round egg" = fresh cracked egg.
Sausage McMuffin (the one that comes without the egg and is usually substantially less expensive) *SUB bacon* = egg mcmuffin without the egg and without paying for the egg you won't get.
Ann: Oatmeal is just normal oatmeal with diced apples. Vanilla cone is really not a bad little bargain -- they officially go for 230 Cal in Canada... most serves are 250 to 300. And an extra large coffee to dunk your cone in
<and you probably only drink tea!!!>
Trust me, after 44 years veg, I'm good at veggie menu Tetris. For breakfast, two round eggs on the English muffin with cheese, plus the largest possible skim latte, is my best bet. Oatmeal is too little AM protein. It's easy to get veggies/fruit later in the day, although every meatatarian restaurant in the world wants to feed us veggie prople aaaallllllll the carbs. Traveling, breakfast tends to be eggy/cheesy as my best shot at protein, when traveling with committed meatatarians.
Cone + oatmeal = 11-12g protein, 460 cal **
My order = 37g protein, 520 cal **
(** appx - the McD nutrition calculator is a *baby-feline*)4 -
collectingblues wrote: »You totally can. I can't stand processed McDonald's eggs, and used to routinely get a sausage, egg, and biscuit without the egg. Or an Egg McMuffin without the egg.
OMG! I have to rescue you.
"sub round egg" = fresh cracked egg.
Sausage McMuffin (the one that comes without the egg and is usually substantially less expensive) *SUB bacon* = egg mcmuffin without the egg and without paying for the egg you won't get.
Ann: Oatmeal is just normal oatmeal with diced apples. Vanilla cone is really not a bad little bargain -- they officially go for 230 Cal in Canada... most serves are 250 to 300. And an extra large coffee to dunk your cone in <and you probably only drink tea!!!>
Trust me, after 44 years veg, I'm good at veggie menu Tetris. For breakfast, two round eggs on the English muffin with cheese, plus the largest possible skim latte, is my best bet. Oatmeal is too little AM protein. It's easy to get veggies/fruit later in the day, although every meatatarian restaurant in the world wants to feed us veggie prople aaaallllllll the carbs. Traveling, breakfast tends to be eggy/cheesy as my best shot at protein, when traveling with committed meatatarians.
Cone + oatmeal = 11-12g protein, 460 cal **
My order = 37g protein, 520 cal **
(** appx - the McD nutrition calculator is a *baby-feline*)
Ha! I was gonna starve you with EITHER cone OR oatmeal! Not both!
You could also drop an egg in the oatmeal and junk the other toppings!
Over $4 in Canada... but under 250 Cal if you dump apples and sugar packet and just go for oatmeal with egg!
Mind you skim- watch the flavouring choice- latte probably has a good bunch of protein for Cal!
Your Tetris is impressive!
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“My stupid mom “ sounds like something I would say. That is a crazy amount of calories. Just get back on track ❤️4
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PlasticGains wrote: »My stupid mom finds out I'm on a diet and supposedly brings me a healthy cake fro. Whole foods and says its fruit cake and its 400 calories for the entire cake (its 6 inches) and so I being the naive piece of sht that I am ate almost 3/4 of it and heres the link
https://m.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/27925
How in the world is this small a** cake 4000 calories!!??! It wasnt even dense!! It was one of those airy cakes. How!?!?!?
Please refrain from saying such ignorant thing about your mother who cared enough to think of buying you a healthy cake. Mistakes happen, let them go. Just remember the end goal, which is family. You can walk off the calories or make it up over the rest of the week but you cannot easily get another loving mother.
Cherish the people who love you. Don't push them away by calling them stupid when the only stupidity they did was show you love.
Ya'll stay crunchy.19 -
collectingblues wrote: »You totally can. I can't stand processed McDonald's eggs, and used to routinely get a sausage, egg, and biscuit without the egg. Or an Egg McMuffin without the egg.
OMG! I have to rescue you.
"sub round egg" = fresh cracked egg.
Sausage McMuffin (the one that comes without the egg and is usually substantially less expensive) *SUB bacon* = egg mcmuffin without the egg and without paying for the egg you won't get.
Ann: Oatmeal is just normal oatmeal with diced apples. Vanilla cone is really not a bad little bargain -- they officially go for 230 Cal in Canada... most serves are 250 to 300. And an extra large coffee to dunk your cone in <and you probably only drink tea!!!>
Trust me, after 44 years veg, I'm good at veggie menu Tetris. For breakfast, two round eggs on the English muffin with cheese, plus the largest possible skim latte, is my best bet. Oatmeal is too little AM protein. It's easy to get veggies/fruit later in the day, although every meatatarian restaurant in the world wants to feed us veggie prople aaaallllllll the carbs. Traveling, breakfast tends to be eggy/cheesy as my best shot at protein, when traveling with committed meatatarians.
Cone + oatmeal = 11-12g protein, 460 cal **
My order = 37g protein, 520 cal **
(** appx - the McD nutrition calculator is a *baby-feline*)
Ha! I was gonna starve you with EITHER cone OR oatmeal! Not both!
You could also drop an egg in the oatmeal and junk the other toppings!
Over $4 in Canada... but under 250 Cal if you dump apples and sugar packet and just go for oatmeal with egg!
Mind you skim- watch the flavouring choice- latte probably has a good bunch of protein for Cal!
Your Tetris is impressive!
Just coffee and milk always (skim preferred when available). Not a fan of hot candy milkshakes.1 -
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snickerscharlie wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Now I want cake, and this week's office snacks are Pop Tarts and Ding Dongs. Thankfully I have almost a full day's worth of calories to play with!
Make sure you read the package, first. Pop tarts come sealed in a package of two, so most people just assume that that's a serving. Nope, the calories are based on *one* Poptart.
They’ve started to say 2 in a serving now! I was sooo excited to see that5 -
allaboutthecake wrote: »
OP - it sounds like your WF cake is a calorie-for-calorie bargain... My traditional 6" cakes I make are 8,624 calories total. Light and airy, melt in your mouth like heaven on your tongue.
Wow, if I ever have a big anniversary celebration, you are definitely making the cake!
Awe, shucks. Thank you. (Yes, have made lotsa celebratory cakes.)0 -
allaboutthecake wrote: »
OP - it sounds like your WF cake is a calorie-for-calorie bargain... My traditional 6" cakes I make are 8,624 calories total. Light and airy, melt in your mouth like heaven on your tongue.
Wow.. next time I run a bulk I'm calling you
I can guarantee this will fill your caloric needs for your bulk...hehehe..0 -
I've never heard of birthday pie. Is it an American thing or just people adding 'birthday' to deserts? I hate pie by the way.2
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allmannerofthings wrote: »Why choose wjen you can have cake and pie in one - Bakewell Tart
Love love them, especially when it's from Bakewell itself 1 -
OP, if everyone hasn't scared you off...just read the labels more carefully next time. And if it doesn't have a label, then google close to it and go with the highest calorie count.
Honestly, I hope it was tasty treat for you 3 -
Yup, I jumped from page 2 of this thread to page 9 in hopes of kitten gifs. #notdisappointed7
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collectingblues wrote: »You totally can. I can't stand processed McDonald's eggs, and used to routinely get a sausage, egg, and biscuit without the egg. Or an Egg McMuffin without the egg.
OMG! I have to rescue you.
"sub round egg" = fresh cracked egg.
Sausage McMuffin (the one that comes without the egg and is usually substantially less expensive) *SUB bacon* = egg mcmuffin without the egg and without paying for the egg you won't get.
Ann: Oatmeal is just normal oatmeal with diced apples. Vanilla cone is really not a bad little bargain -- they officially go for 230 Cal in Canada... most serves are 250 to 300. And an extra large coffee to dunk your cone in <and you probably only drink tea!!!>
Trust me, after 44 years veg, I'm good at veggie menu Tetris. For breakfast, two round eggs on the English muffin with cheese, plus the largest possible skim latte, is my best bet. Oatmeal is too little AM protein. It's easy to get veggies/fruit later in the day, although every meatatarian restaurant in the world wants to feed us veggie prople aaaallllllll the carbs. Traveling, breakfast tends to be eggy/cheesy as my best shot at protein, when traveling with committed meatatarians.
Cone + oatmeal = 11-12g protein, 460 cal **
My order = 37g protein, 520 cal **
(** appx - the McD nutrition calculator is a *baby-feline*)
Ha! I was gonna starve you with EITHER cone OR oatmeal! Not both!
You could also drop an egg in the oatmeal and junk the other toppings!
Over $4 in Canada... but under 250 Cal if you dump apples and sugar packet and just go for oatmeal with egg!
Mind you skim- watch the flavouring choice- latte probably has a good bunch of protein for Cal!
Your Tetris is impressive!
Rumor has it that two McDonalds quarter pounder patties and a cup of coffee with 12 creamers in it is the ticket to radiantly good health.20 -
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