My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She somehow caught on to my sin-tracking scheme0
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He threw a breadstick at my head in a totally unprovoked attack
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She told me she has a Huntsman spider.0
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his girlfriend showed up.....1
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She challenged me to a fight to the death. RIP @katerwedo ...0
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Cops busted in and took her to jail for murder
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I dont want to talk about it1
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bigjuicy1234 wrote: »I dont want to talk about it
Sorry, I'll give you a warning next time.. no surprises
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The hydrogen exploded0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »I dont want to talk about it
Sorry, I'll give you a warning next time.. no surprises
She forgot the🍹🍕😣...but it all turned out alright cuz c'mon could you be mad at all that😍😘1 -
She started humming these boots are made for walking.....
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Reckoner67 wrote: »The hydrogen exploded
But the trailer was saved....until the police got called🙄1 -
AliNouveau wrote: »She started humming these boots are made for walking.....
And that's just what she did
And then we shape of powered to the shape of Thelma and Louise and then did it all...only this time made it safely to the other side....ahhh 😘0 -
She slapped my asss and called me a bittch. (That's when it started to get good!)1
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She said she was going to make me her bittch0
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He didn't want to be my bittch0
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Her husband came home1
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He wouldn't wear the studded collar I bought him 0
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I noticed her studded collar0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He wouldn't wear the studded collar I bought him
She asked me to wear a collar 2 sizes too small0
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