Worst advice you've seen on these boards
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Simply amazing.
Back to the original topic, or at least a little closer,
"I'm eating nothing but salad - how come I'm not losing weight?"
Maybe because you're using a bottle of salad dressing every day?0 -
There.Are.No.Words
I have spent the last half an hour scaring my cat with my laughing outbursts. I have got to get out of this thread before she gives me the stinkeye again and I melt into a puddle of tears0 -
Yes, but how much protein is in that?i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
There sure is...."Male..sperm..5 cals per shot..* giggling*1 -
Wow! Well that made my night a little less boring
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Yes, but how much protein is in that?i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
There sure is...."Male..sperm..5 cals per shot..* giggling*
1 gram fat, 5 grams protein..if its accurately listed..LOL1 -
i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Did that save you from having to enter it on your own to log it? :laugh:0 -
I fully intended on being in bed about an hour ago. This thread was like a good book you just can't put down. More so like an accident, I just couldn't take my eyes off of it. Thank you for all the laughs!0
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BTW..Did y'all join the TASO FAN CLUB yet????0
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So glad I stayed in tonight to nurse my sinus infection. Who needs friends when I can laugh hysterically over problems with semantics? Seriously though, was that freakin lady for real?0
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It was like a train wreck. I.Could.Not.Look.Away
I should have been in bed an hour and a half ago but here I sit waiting to see if she finds the thread roll0 -
Is it completely sick of me that I started reading her other posts in other threads. What is wrong with me? Why would I want to continue with that any longer than I already did, lol. I apparently have too much time on my hands.0
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It was like a train wreck. I.Could.Not.Look.Away
I should have been in bed an hour and a half ago but here I sit waiting to see if she finds the thread roll
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Is it completely sick of me that I started reading her other posts in other threads. What is wrong with me? Why would I want to continue with that any longer than I already did, lol. I apparently have too much time on my hands.
Great because I just needed this idea put in my head :laugh:0 -
Gotta jump in so I can find this tomorrow! You guys are hilarious! :laugh:0
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Oh my lord. Those are the type of people I talk to all day on the phone. I sift through applicant's resumes with cover letters that read, "i'M a *****, bUT I'm jUsT keEEpinG it REaal!!."0
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It is 3am and starting reading WAY later than it started...but I'm bumping this for tomorrow. You all have amazing patience, I'm not sure if I could have kept trying!0
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Yes, but how much protein is in that?i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
There sure is...."Male..sperm..5 cals per shot..* giggling*
1 gram fat, 5 grams protein..if its accurately listed..LOL
Who checked if it was? How do we check if it is?:laugh:
WHY WOULD SOMEBODY LOG THAT:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Yes, but how much protein is in that?i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
There sure is...."Male..sperm..5 cals per shot..* giggling*
1 gram fat, 5 grams protein..if its accurately listed..LOL
Who checked if it was? How do we check if it is?:laugh:
WHY WOULD SOMEBODY LOG THAT:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'm guessing you don't REALLY want the answer to why? :bigsmile:0 -
Wow! Tears and everything! I see she hasn't found the thread roll yet.
:laugh: :noway: :laugh: :noway: :laugh: :noway: :laugh:0 -
Oh man, I have to get up in 5 hours to run a 5K! What have you people done to me???
PS. Just FYI: A 5K equals 3.1 miles, except that it's longer...
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Very entertaining. Posting so I can recommend this thread to a friend.0
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Gotta jump in so I can find this tomorrow! You guys are hilarious! :laugh:
:laugh: same here! this is just too damn funny not to come back to!0 -
Case in point: "You can get sodium from other things than frozen dinners. Salt has sodium in it"
LMFAO!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Oh man, I have to get up in 5 hours to run a 5K! What have you people done to me???
PS. Just FYI: A 5K equals 3.1 miles, except that it's longer...
well, it's longer when you walk it, because it takes longer. Running is faster so therefore if you run the 5k, the overall distance is technically shorter.
There's the correlation factor of the distance to time ratios to consider.... 0 -
Albert Einstein Quotes. "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Does one insisting on the wrong definition of heavy over and over (and over and over, etc.) make them insane? Just asking...0 -
So glad I came across this, hillarious...I have never seen such patience.0
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Wow- Shouldn't of went to bed so early last night. I missed so much fun0
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Oh my!!! I'm crying. :laugh:0
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So I've just been sitting here reading these for about 2 hours now (:yawn: ) and all I have to say is
*FACEPALM*0 -
The person can't lift the dumb-bell because they opened a letter bomb and are now a double amputee?
The dumb-bell has been heated to above 100 deg C?
The gym uses metric dumb-bells?
Did I get it yet?
Just so you know, this is what talking to strangers is like when you have Asperger's Syndrome. Every. Frickin'. Day.0
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