Worst advice you've seen on these boards

The person can't lift the dumb-bell because they opened a letter bomb and are now a double amputee?

The dumb-bell has been heated to above 100 deg C?

The gym uses metric dumb-bells?

Did I get it yet?


Just so you know, this is what talking to strangers is like when you have Asperger's Syndrome. Every. Frickin'. Day.

My son has AS - these sound exactly like the answers he would give! :laugh:

Case in point: "You can get sodium from other things than frozen dinners. Salt has sodium in it"

No freaking way! Dang it, now I really am going to have to go read through some of her other posts. Time should fly today at work! haha

Is it wrong that the first thing I did this morning was jump on here to see if there were any more funny posts AND I am a bit disappointed there was no more talk about feathers, rice and dumbbells. Gosh I feel so mean laughing but that was freaking hysterical. :laugh:

The 10 pounds is heavier than 10 pounds chick has been busy this morning
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/322350-fat-loss-vs-scale-weight-loss

Here we go again....

what the heck is rolling? lol

newbie *blush*

When the thread starts in one place... reaches 20 pages and rolls into a new thread.

so did anyone else go to her new thread, read that she would like to lose 100% body fat....yet further down she posted that 10-12% is essential body fat? hmmm. she is gonna be muscle woman! no fat to be heard of. above and beyond is all i can say.

so did anyone else go to her new thread, read that she would like to lose 100% body fat....yet further down she posted that 10-12% is essential body fat? hmmm. she is gonna be muscle woman! no fat to be heard of. above and beyond is all i can say.

she also posted something about how 10 - 12% was essential fat, 12- 14% was athletes, 15 - 20% was average and 25% was acceptable, 32% was at risk (something outrageous along those lines)


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/322350-fat-loss-vs-scale-weight-loss

Oh my God, I'm in the new thread now and she just gets better with age - ba ha ha ha ha ha!

Now I can 2 handed lift a 40 pound dumbbell with no difficulty at all to move it around and stuff, but yet I can't curl it for any reps. Did the 40lb dumbbell get heavier while I wasn't looking or did burn muscle mass getting that glass of water?

(I am kidding, of course).

Part of me is glad I missed that last night.

I have taught middle schoolers and high schoolers density, mass and volume for years and I have never encountered anyone so entrenched in their misconception. This thread was EPIC. Off to see what else she has to say ...

WOW best threads ever. I hurt from laughing, my kids think mom has officially lost it. And now I am off to read her new crazy ramblings. I probably will be crazy after that.

just don't post a few forum talking about how crazy a post from last night made you, because it was such nonsensical nonsense, because apparently that gets deleted and you get a nice little warning msg from the mods.... wtf?!?

I'm not sure but I think someone has to complain about a thread for it to get deleted. I'd be guessing the new found MFP resident on body fat % loss.

And all us cool kids start threads that get deleted.

hahahaha, aw thanks! I'm a cool kid, now! Ya, I was pretty sure I was reported. But, funny how she couldn't find this roll over, but found my thread this morning. When I got that msg, I actually began to feel like a "mean girl" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

WOW best threads ever. I hurt from laughing, my kids think mom has officially lost it. And now I am off to read her new crazy ramblings. I probably will be crazy after that.

just don't post a few forum talking about how crazy a post from last night made you, because it was such nonsensical nonsense, because apparently that gets deleted and you get a nice little warning msg from the mods.... wtf?!?

I'm not sure but I think someone has to complain about a thread for it to get deleted. I'd be guessing the new found MFP resident on body fat % loss.

And all us cool kids start threads that get deleted.

hahahaha, aw thanks! I'm a cool kid, now! Ya, I was pretty sure I was reported. But, funny how she couldn't find this roll over, but found my thread this morning. When I got that msg, I actually began to feel like a "mean girl" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

But you are a cool mean girl. That makes it ok.

I feel like a wannabe cool kid. I've been involved in several deleted threads but have never been the OP of said threads. Maybe I need to up my game a bit.

want me to help you get one deleted? Here's how to start.....


So, bry_all01 was acting bat *kitten* crazy last night in the forums, posting and re-posting and correcting grammar and spelling, re-writing some ladies sentences, etc.... that should get it deleted. :bigsmile:

Albert Einstein Quotes. "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

Does one insisting on the wrong definition of heavy over and over (and over and over, etc.) make them insane? Just asking...

No, we are insane for continuing to try to teach her and expecting her to get it.

I'm not even gonna touch the new thread. She is trying so hard to make a valid point, I'm not going to get involved. I can't do it anymore.