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The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

Posts: 5,860 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Are you looking for love and tired of the old rigmarole?

Throw your hat into the ring here and let our experts (who shall remain nameless until they step up and shout) match you up with another MFPer who's looking for a love connection.

And remember: we don't discriminate in here. If you want love? We'll find it for you regardless iof whether you are married, single, living, dead, heck you don't even need to be on MFP, just send a request thru a friend who is!

The love shack is now OPEN!

Just remember: sharing those nudie pics in the forums is illegal and will result in an immediate spanking from a mod. So don't go breaking our hearts with that kinda BS. We're clean freaks here letting our freak flags fly.

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    Do we get to pick who we want to be fixed up with? Asking for a friend that's not on MFP. :joy:
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    How come no one is volunteering?

    No one wants to be first, Cookie.
    @CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?

    I can neither confirm nor deny that, burly. Wanna take a chance? What have you got to lose? There is EVERYTHING to gain. I mean...LOVE!
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    Do we get to pick who we want to be fixed up with? Asking for a friend that's not on MFP. :joy:

    Do you not trust our experts to find you the single best match?
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  • Posts: 3,992 Member
    Me.
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    SwannySez wrote: »

    Do you not trust our experts to find you the single best match?

    That might be quite the rigmarole, even for the experts.
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    Ok but this time match me up with a female.

    Ok, a monogamous female.

    Wait, a monogamous female who won't cheat on me.

    The anti captain fantastic zero one

    YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT, SPAULDING!
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    What if we are looking for FWB? Can you assist there as well?


    Oh, asking for a friend

    We are the Lizard Kings (and Queens), we can do anything.
    Me.

    YES!

    That might be quite the rigmarole, even for the experts.

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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    Ok but this time match me up with a female.

    Ok, a monogamous female.

    Wait, a monogamous female who won't cheat on me.

    The anti captain fantastic zero one

    Aweeee
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    Also I volunteer
  • Posts: 5,385 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    What if we are looking for FWB? Can you assist there as well?


    Oh, asking for a friend

    :D:D

    If that friend is you I volunteer!! :#>:)
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    I have nothing to lose except maybe my sanity

    Oh sweetie. I think we both know that ship sailed. Settle in. Polish that falsie, oil those whips and dust trhe St. Andrerw's cross, honey, cuz we's a gonna find you a man. Or a woman. Or perhaps a sex sherpa. Something.

    AND IT WILL BE AWESOME!
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    :D:D

    If that friend is you I volunteer!! :#>:)

    Ok! You got me...it was me :)
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    @CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?

    I would think @cookingwithoutcumin would be a better role model.
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    @burlygirl91

    You need to be matched up with someone tall, a lot of self confidence, doesn't need to be re-assured constantly, has nice teeth and isn't afraid to smile, is actually funny and interesting and not boring

    So yeah, if we put @CaptainFantastic01 on a box, he's you're ideal man and forget about anything else

    That was so sweet I’m so glad you’re my wife
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    @burlygirl91

    You need to be matched up with someone tall, a lot of self confidence, doesn't need to be re-assured constantly, has nice teeth and isn't afraid to smile, is actually funny and interesting and not boring

    So yeah, if we put @CaptainFantastic01 on a box, he's you're ideal man and forget about anything else

    Great googly moogly, Cookie! We can't talk about putting the Cap'n on her box in here!
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    SwannySez wrote: »

    OMG, without even trying or really even doing a doggone thing, we have our first love match:

    @pudgy1977 and @Keto_N_Iron are now officially an MFP Love Match and as such have right of first refusal to any subsequent offerings for each others' hands...or naughty bits.

    Pleas join the MFP Love Team in congratulating them as the enjoy an all expenses paid Skype/Facetime shag sesh.

    That's a lot of words
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »

    That's a lot of words

    Yeah we considered that whole Polonius BS about brevity being the soul of wit and were like, "Dude, you ended up being radioactive so we are SO not gonna listen to you."
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    SwannySez wrote: »

    Yeah we considered that whole Polonius BS about brevity being the soul of wit and were like, "Dude, you ended up being radioactive so we are SO not gonna listen to you."

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    I'd love to see Pam, Sam, Devin and Kevin back together again.
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    I'd love to see Pam, Sam, Devin and Kevin back together again.

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    See, I knew you were one of the "experts"

    You put experts in quotations. Like if we were talking you would have done finger quotes. That hurts.
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