Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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When people quote these old confessions, the first person to see them and "call" them gets a BINGO square. First person to five, wins. @beka36950
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Whatever is in the 217000 pages must be bad for you to need to go back and find these, @quiksylver296. I hope you get a conviction...2
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quiksylver296 wrote: »Will_Run_for_Food wrote: »I was craving something sweet the other night but had absolutely nothing in the house that would satisfy me except some hot chocolate. So I ate two spoonfuls of the powder. Two spoonfuls. Of the powder.
BINGO #3.
I remember this one!0 -
melissafeagins wrote: »Whatever is in the 217000 pages must be bad for you to need to go back and find these, @quiksylver296. I hope you get a conviction...
That's the crappy part. This case is going nowhere (which is actually good, I suppose). He's into adults, not kids. But I have to go through it all and make sure.2 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »melissafeagins wrote: »Whatever is in the 217000 pages must be bad for you to need to go back and find these, @quiksylver296. I hope you get a conviction...
That's the crappy part. This case is going nowhere (which is actually good, I suppose). He's into adults, not kids. But I have to go through it all and make sure.
You know, I hate the waste of time for you, but I will take kinky consenting adults over any active pedophile any day. (You can't help who attracts you, and if you have immoral thoughts and don't act on them, then we won't know about them and hooray for your self-control however you found it. I feel the same about my dad's drinking. I know he still wants to some days, but he doesn't and that's great.)1 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »Will_Run_for_Food wrote: »I was craving something sweet the other night but had absolutely nothing in the house that would satisfy me except some hot chocolate. So I ate two spoonfuls of the powder. Two spoonfuls. Of the powder.
BINGO #3.
I can totally relate to the hot chocolate powder one...2 -
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That wouldn't have worked for me. My daughter is the kid who would take it.
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quiksylver296 wrote: »melissafeagins wrote: »Whatever is in the 217000 pages must be bad for you to need to go back and find these, @quiksylver296. I hope you get a conviction...
That's the crappy part. This case is going nowhere (which is actually good, I suppose). He's into adults, not kids. But I have to go through it all and make sure.
I know you probably can't go into details, but is this mostly the kind of cases you deal with?0 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »melissafeagins wrote: »Whatever is in the 217000 pages must be bad for you to need to go back and find these, @quiksylver296. I hope you get a conviction...
That's the crappy part. This case is going nowhere (which is actually good, I suppose). He's into adults, not kids. But I have to go through it all and make sure.
I know you probably can't go into details, but is this mostly the kind of cases you deal with?
No. I do public corruption - elected officials. When work is slow, I pick up one of these cases from that specialized unit.2 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »melissafeagins wrote: »Whatever is in the 217000 pages must be bad for you to need to go back and find these, @quiksylver296. I hope you get a conviction...
That's the crappy part. This case is going nowhere (which is actually good, I suppose). He's into adults, not kids. But I have to go through it all and make sure.
I know you probably can't go into details, but is this mostly the kind of cases you deal with?
No. I do public corruption - elected officials. When work is slow, I pick up one of these cases from that specialized unit.
Work is slow in public corruption? Maybe I should move to Idaho.2 -
melissafeagins wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »melissafeagins wrote: »Whatever is in the 217000 pages must be bad for you to need to go back and find these, @quiksylver296. I hope you get a conviction...
That's the crappy part. This case is going nowhere (which is actually good, I suppose). He's into adults, not kids. But I have to go through it all and make sure.
I know you probably can't go into details, but is this mostly the kind of cases you deal with?
No. I do public corruption - elected officials. When work is slow, I pick up one of these cases from that specialized unit.
Work is slow in public corruption? Maybe I should move to Idaho.
Well, it's based on complaints received. We can't be proactive. LOL3 -
See this whole BINGO thing confused me.... I thought we had to COMPLETE the square.
Yay - I don’t have to awkwardly hit on my cousins hot wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣6 -
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quiksylver296 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »melissafeagins wrote: »Whatever is in the 217000 pages must be bad for you to need to go back and find these, @quiksylver296. I hope you get a conviction...
That's the crappy part. This case is going nowhere (which is actually good, I suppose). He's into adults, not kids. But I have to go through it all and make sure.
I know you probably can't go into details, but is this mostly the kind of cases you deal with?
No. I do public corruption - elected officials. When work is slow, I pick up one of these cases from that specialized unit.
See! That's what I thought so I was REALLY confused about the past few cases you've worked.
It's a GOOD thing when work is slow for you!2 -
Thursday confession:
I am wearing the EXACT same clothing I wore Monday (minus undies) that I picked up off my closet floor this am...
This was somewhat strategic as the only person that saw me Monday that will see me today is a 25 yr old male. I seriously doubt he will notice or care.
ETA: I am wearing the same black sweater as in my profile pic... JIC you were wondering.5 -
Thursday confession:
I am wearing the EXACT same clothing I wore Monday (minus undies) that I picked up off my closet floor this am...
This was somewhat strategic as the only person that saw me Monday that will see me today is a 25 yr old male. I seriously doubt he will notice or care.
ETA: I am wearing the same black sweater as in my profile pic... JIC you were wondering.
Lol I pretty much rotate through the same top 5 items in my draws. I normally pick up the top shirt and pair it with the top bottoms and boom, done. I’m not sure I’ve worn matching underwear since I was a teenager.
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melissafeagins wrote: »
That wouldn't have worked for me. My daughter is the kid who would take it.
Oh, yeah that would be a big flaw. Chocolate sauce in a washing up bottle?0 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »kelly_c_77 wrote: »What was the "wearing clothes in shower" one? I don't remember that.
I don't either, actually.
Oh, wait - maybe that was gym clothes, and rinsing them out by wearing them into the shower after the workout?
I remember that comment.
There was also one after a series of people states they wear their workout cloths again with our washing them. Some one suggested that they short just take a shower in them and soap them up then continue to shower. Hang them to dry after.0 -
I remember that. Actually I think that was quite clever.
How about eating your children Halloween candy, I know it's seasonal0 -
Thursday confession:
I am wearing the EXACT same clothing I wore Monday (minus undies) that I picked up off my closet floor this am...
This was somewhat strategic as the only person that saw me Monday that will see me today is a 25 yr old male. I seriously doubt he will notice or care.
ETA: I am wearing the same black sweater as in my profile pic... JIC you were wondering.
I do this. I've gained so much weight the last 1.5 year I have 3 pairs of pants i bought to fit. I refuse to buy more. I WILL lose this weight. So if I know I won't see the same folks (go to agency vs. My office) I will wear the same clothes.1 -
Thursday confession:
I am wearing the EXACT same clothing I wore Monday (minus undies) that I picked up off my closet floor this am...
This was somewhat strategic as the only person that saw me Monday that will see me today is a 25 yr old male. I seriously doubt he will notice or care.
ETA: I am wearing the same black sweater as in my profile pic... JIC you were wondering.
I do this. I've gained so much weight the last 1.5 year I have 3 pairs of pants i bought to fit. I refuse to buy more. I WILL lose this weight. So if I know I won't see the same folks (go to agency vs. My office) I will wear the same clothes.
Same. I have three pair of dress pants that fit right now. Luckily, I can wear jeans on Friday, so I only have to re-wear one pair per week. And I'm really glad I tucked these three pair away and didn't donate them when I lost weight. (I knew I'd be bulking at some point, but I didn't expect to bulk back up to size 12.
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LMAO @ snorting pixie sticks!
I have to admit it does grate my nerves when I read someone say loose instead of lose.3 -
What does trash bag mean?
Does commando work out mean naked or just no undies?
What about Drown PB?
Thanks and this sounds like fun. However, I only have one cousin with a hot wife and she is very straight. 😕
LMAO every time I hear commando I think of the Friends episode that Joey wears a lot of Chandler's clothes. I basically feel like this now that it's getting colder. Two pairs of pants most days & three shirts. Once it gets colder I might have to wear three if I can squeeze my butt into three pairs.
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melissafeagins wrote: »Becky, Confessions bingo came about because the thread is old old. Probably the oldest on mfp. So if you read from the beginning, you would see most of those items more than once. And those of us who have been with it the whole time get a bit of kick out of the themes whenever the thread pops up in the big world of mfp and new people come in and either make or comment on the same old confession.
My favorite is drowning the peanut butter. Someone filled a partially eaten jar with water (maybe soapy water?) and pilut it in the trash to keep from eating the whole thing.
ETA:. I hope no one thinks we're judging when we post that. It's more comment ary on human nature.
The funniest to me is eating two spoonfuls of the hot cocoa mix. I find it funny cause it would probably get caked in your teeth & I could imagine that would be a bit of a choking hazard. Kind of like my coworker eating American cheese & adding peanut butter to it.
I did the trash thing once & put the rest of the Trader Joe's cookie butter cheesecake into a zip lock baggie & zipped it up & threw it in the garbage. A few minutes later I dug it out & ate the rest.3 -
kelly_c_77 wrote: »Ohh. If that's it, then of course I remember!
Wearing clothes into the shower? How weird.0 -
Love a bit of confessional bingo. I always thought there should be a space for 'hiding ice cream in the frozen veg drawer so my family don't steal it'. That first lady to confess this is a genius, and I still do it!!!
I told my coworker about the lady who posted maybe last year who would hide snacks in her tampon box. That's genius!0 -
Bulking looks GREAT on you!
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I am not sure I've ever eaten food out of the trash, but I've FOR SURE eaten food I dropped on the floor. Hey, man, I logged it. I'm eating it.1
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