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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Why is it called a belly button if there's no button?
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    You eat a $5 bill?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    liftorgohome wrote: »
    Why is it called a belly button if there's no button?

    Some of them look like buttons
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Why is pudgy dressed like some of my dates?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SurfyFoFurfy wrote: »
    wanderingarcher wrote: »
    I’ve needed to say this but the “things you wanted to say to someone but didn’t” thread was closed, so...

    If you be mine, I will so lay into you like that buffet I haven’t stopped at for two years. Every square inch.

    There. Had to get it off my chest.

    Now back to your regularly scheduled random thread...

    All you can eat $5!

    *gesticulating wildly with a Lincoln in each hand*

    Pick me! Pick me!
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SurfyFoFurfy wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SurfyFoFurfy wrote: »
    wanderingarcher wrote: »
    I’ve needed to say this but the “things you wanted to say to someone but didn’t” thread was closed, so...

    If you be mine, I will so lay into you like that buffet I haven’t stopped at for two years. Every square inch.

    There. Had to get it off my chest.

    Now back to your regularly scheduled random thread...

    All you can eat $5!

    *gesticulating wildly with a Lincoln in each hand*

    Pick me! Pick me!

    It's all about the Benjamins.......................................................

    You said, "All you can eat $5!" This is a blatant bate and swish.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Every New Yorker in the Marvel Universe probably has PTSD at this point.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Meeting attractive people with bad personalities is just like pouring milk in a cereal bowl and then realizing there’s no cereal.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    $6 is not a bad price to eat a chicken you didn't have to raise and are not emotionally tied to.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    liftorgohome wrote: »
    Why is pudgy dressed like some of my dates?

    Your dates have good taste I guess ;)
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  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Meeting attractive people with bad personalities is just like pouring milk in a cereal bowl and then realizing there’s no cereal.

    God, this is so true.

    What a waste of a nice meat suit.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Meeting attractive people with bad personalities is just like pouring milk in a cereal bowl and then realizing there’s no cereal.

    But you can still enjoy the hell out of that bowl of milk

    Unless you're lactose intolerant...
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I owe you nothing
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    I owe you nothing

    That's the same thing I say to the 7-11 clerk every day....
    It doesn't work.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    @cee134 :D
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    liftorgohome wrote: »
    Why is it called a belly button if there's no button?

    How can a freeway have tolls?
    Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
  • Blake_B20
    Blake_B20 Posts: 12 Member
    edited January 2019
    cee134 wrote: »
    Every New Yorker in the Marvel Universe probably has PTSD at this point.

    I’m not sure how there is a New York city at this point 🤷🏻‍♂️
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    LOL You lucked out on that one :)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Some years ago, you pressed save on that nostalgic game without knowing that's your last save.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Whoever came up with the saying look at my thumb gee you're dumb?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MistressSara wrote: »
    I bought a box of powdered water but I didn’t know what to add. -Steven Wright [paraphrasing]

    I usually add eggs to stuff when I don't know what to add.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It would be great if TV shows had the option to turn off background laughter.
  • anl90
    anl90 Posts: 928 Member
    I have a rather weird taste in men...

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