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    Why do drive-up ATM machines have braille on the buttons? If you are that blind, hoi w did you drive there?
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    Bottled water companies do not produce water, they produce plastic bottles.
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    Garlic is an anticoagulant. Eating garlic to ward off vampires is actually propaganda by vampires to make humans bleed more efficiently.
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    Cleaning your ear canal with q-tips is a BAD idea. If you have excessive ear wax it's not because you aren't a clean person. Wax builds up from the inside out and some people just produce more of it than others. Using q-tips isn't gonna get that impacted chunk of wax out, but it will push it in farther and impact it harder/denser. It's also a blind sweep so you could end up injuring your eardrum.
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    sarjenki wrote: »
    Cleaning your ear canal with q-tips is a BAD idea. If you have excessive ear wax it's not because you aren't a clean person. Wax builds up from the inside out and some people just produce more of it than others. Using q-tips isn't gonna get that impacted chunk of wax out, but it will push it in farther and impact it harder/denser. It's also a blind sweep so you could end up injuring your eardrum.

    The instructions actually say not to stick it in the ear but use it around the ear.
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    cee134 wrote: »

    The instructions actually say not to stick it in the ear but use it around the ear.

    That labeling was probably brought about by someone trying to sue the q-tip makers. I imagine most people who use them stick them in their ear canal. I use them to apply antibiotic ointments to my kids' boo boos but I'm probably in the minority.
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    Since dust is partly made of human cells, an old library isn’t just a collection of books but also a collection of the people who walk through it.
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    Maroon 5 is what a pumpkin spiced latte would sound like if it started a band.
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    Whoever proof read Hitlers speeches must have been a grammar Nazi
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    87.3 percent of the world's population will believe any oddly specific statistic you give them.
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    cee134 wrote: »
    87.3 percent of the world's population will believe any oddly specific statistic you give them.

    This feels like a trap
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    Does anyone on earth look great in a swim cap?
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    Why is it that when everything is going great in life, something in your house has to break? :s
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    Wibble, Wibble, I'm a teapot....
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    We communicate mostly by silently touching glass.
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    Gum is basically a chew toy for humans.
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    Why can’t I find a decent LBD in the Bitmoji wardrobe?
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    The syllables in “on your mark, get set, go” are a countdown.
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    According to a survey in
    Mens Journal 17% of Americans sleep naked.
    I think they are all members of MFP.
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