Secret Groups and YOU! An MFP Dialogue

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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    Well if I had a secret group I’m sure the membership would be growing at exponential rates because it would be absolutely bursting at the seams with secret information

    Is it really secret though if it’s busting at the seems with members??? You really should consider a membership cap and no new members until one dies off .. c’mon man this us standard super secret group protocol Bro

    If this secret group exists it may use smoke and mirrors to mask its true nature.

    “Hark, is that a tiny ship on the horizon yonder, or a giant spacecraft floating amongst the fog? Truly, who can tell?”

    This might even be the motto, if such a secretive forum group were to exist
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    Well if I had a secret group I’m sure the membership would be growing at exponential rates because it would be absolutely bursting at the seams with secret information

    Is it really secret though if it’s busting at the seems with members??? You really should consider a membership cap and no new members until one dies off .. c’mon man this us standard super secret group protocol Bro

    If this secret group exists it may use smoke and mirrors to mask its true nature.

    “Hark, is that a tiny ship on the horizon yonder, or a giant spacecraft floating amongst the fog? Truly, who can tell?”

    This might even be the motto, if such a secretive forum group were to exist

    Noted
  • alteredsteve175
    alteredsteve175 Posts: 2,725 Member


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  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member

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    Thank god we’re not in a fight club thread

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    IMHO, the "best" part about the secret groups thing is that it's a wonderful way to monetize your MFP account.

    Work your way into as many private groups as possible to increase the sales price of your account. I find "secret group" memberships to be significantly more valuable than large friend lists when selling an MFP identity.



    *kitten* i’m going about this all wrong

    how do hug:inspire:woo ratios figure into price?

    i still regret not selling my old account when i had the permalink at the top of the page all that time
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    edited April 2019
    denny_mac wrote: »
    The cool thing about being in a group with only one other person is that we always know exactly who reacts to our posts.

    does this apply if you have multiple personalities?
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    The cool thing about being in a group with only one other person is that we always know exactly who reacts to our posts.

    The other cool thing is that in a meeting you always know who farted.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    They know.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    The cool thing about being in a group with only one other person is that we always know exactly who reacts to our posts.

    does this apply if you have multiple personalities?

    This is a fair point. I would suggest that everyone follow the chit chat protocol of one MFP account PER personality. That's a thing, isn't it?

    Sadly, it appears as though the MFP Community Guidelines do not recognize Dissociative Identity Disorder and emphasize only the person; not the personalities...
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    The cool thing about being in a group with only one other person is that we always know exactly who reacts to our posts.

    does this apply if you have multiple personalities?

    This is a fair point. I would suggest that everyone follow the chit chat protocol of one MFP account PER personality. That's a thing, isn't it?

    I think it should be one account for every forgotten password. And for heavens sake, doesn’t mfp know anything? They should send out free ice cream coupons for 100th new account reached status.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    The cool thing about being in a group with only one other person is that we always know exactly who reacts to our posts.

    does this apply if you have multiple personalities?

    This is a fair point. I would suggest that everyone follow the chit chat protocol of one MFP account PER personality. That's a thing, isn't it?

    I think it should be one account for every forgotten password. And for heavens sake, doesn’t mfp know anything? They should send out free ice cream coupons for 100th new account reached status.

    Seems reasonable.

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  • velvet873
    velvet873 Posts: 21 Member
    I want to be in a special group!
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    The cool thing about being in a group with only one other person is that we always know exactly who reacts to our posts.

    The other cool thing is that in a meeting you always know who farted.

    Tho who smelt it, dealt it.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    velvet873 wrote: »
    I want to be in a special group!

    Just because they are secret doesn’t mean they are special.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    velvet873 wrote: »
    I want to be in a special group!

    Just because they are secret doesn’t mean they are special.

    Every group is special in its own way, you *kitten* *kitten* *kitten*-ist *kitten*-er.
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I once had two groups in here. Both just had me and one other friend, they were great. We got to know each other really well. Neither one is my friend anymore. It felt kind of like graduating high school and never talking to anyone ever again.

    Perhaps those two friends each found out about the other secret friend group and took issue 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    The secret Bird Group aka Fluffers exchange pictures of boobies and t!ts

    I know I am breaking protocols but be honest the group wasn't really living up to my expectations. So I am going to show you what goes on in the group.

















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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I once had two groups in here. Both just had me and one other friend, they were great. We got to know each other really well. Neither one is my friend anymore. It felt kind of like graduating high school and never talking to anyone ever again.

    Perhaps those two friends each found out about the other secret friend group and took issue 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Or they formed a third group with each other!!
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    edited April 2019
    The secret Bird Group aka Fluffers exchange pictures of *kitten* and *kitten*

    I know I am breaking protocols but be honest the group wasn't really living up to my expectations. So I am going to show you what goes on in the group.

    There's no need for that here. None whatsoever.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The secret Bird Group aka Fluffers exchange pictures of *kitten* and *kitten*

    I know I am breaking protocols but be honest the group wasn't really living up to my expectations. So I am going to show you what goes on in the group.

    There's no need for that here. None whatsoever.

    I have no idea what just happened
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I once had two groups in here. Both just had me and one other friend, they were great. We got to know each other really well. Neither one is my friend anymore. It felt kind of like graduating high school and never talking to anyone ever again.

    Perhaps those two friends each found out about the other secret friend group and took issue 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Or they formed a third group with each other!!

    No one was banned and the other left voluntarily.

    Then she’s back
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I once had two groups in here. Both just had me and one other friend, they were great. We got to know each other really well. Neither one is my friend anymore. It felt kind of like graduating high school and never talking to anyone ever again.

    Perhaps those two friends each found out about the other secret friend group and took issue 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Or they formed a third group with each other!!

    No one was banned and the other left voluntarily.

    Then she’s back

    No I do t think either is. Well one might be because she’s very Clever.

    OMG, do you SEE that? It's a HINT! The poster capitalized the first letter of the word Clever!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The secret Bird Group aka Fluffers exchange pictures of *kitten* and *kitten*

    I know I am breaking protocols but be honest the group wasn't really living up to my expectations. So I am going to show you what goes on in the group.

    There's no need for that here. None whatsoever.

    Ohhh I think there was. >:) You know you love that stuff.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The secret Bird Group aka Fluffers exchange pictures of *kitten* and *kitten*

    I know I am breaking protocols but be honest the group wasn't really living up to my expectations. So I am going to show you what goes on in the group.

    There's no need for that here. None whatsoever.

    Ohhh I think there was. >:) You know you love that stuff.

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