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• Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member

  A punch, reward card to Blockbuster. Just needs one more punch to get a free rental. He refuses to believe those days are gone. Hes saving the free rental for Pee Wees Big Adventure

  August 20, 2019 1:30AM edited August 2019

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• mattig89ch Member Posts: 2,640 Member Member Posts: 2,640 Member

  I'm guessing a hole

  August 20, 2019 2:22AM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 26,411 Member Member Posts: 26,411 Member

  An extra pair of pants.. Just in case..

  August 20, 2019 2:33AM

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• pizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member

  A string, a cotton ball, and a paper clip just in case she ever needs to MacGyver herself out of a sticky situation.

  August 20, 2019 11:39AM

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• lx1x Member Posts: 31,574 Member Member Posts: 31,574 Member

  Duct tape.. just in case..

  August 20, 2019 1:13PM

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• Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member

  A tiny blowtorch and a chisel set, for those stubborn nose hairs.

  August 20, 2019 2:49PM

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• pizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member

  Most likely a spork and an old piece of bacon he forgot about.

  August 20, 2019 9:26PM

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• WillWork2Fly Member Posts: 52 Member Member Posts: 52 Member

  partially used can of tomato sauce

  August 20, 2019 9:30PM

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• pizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member

  An autographed picture of Steven Seagal

  August 20, 2019 9:34PM edited August 2019

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• WillWork2Fly Member Posts: 52 Member Member Posts: 52 Member

  pizzamyheart wrote: »

  An autographed picture of Steven Seagal

  
  He is actually from the small city my town is next to!

  August 20, 2019 9:36PM

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• pizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member

  WillWork2Fly wrote: »

  pizzamyheart wrote: »

  An autographed picture of Steven Seagal

  
  He is actually from the small city my town is next to!

  
  So it’s laminated I suppose

  August 20, 2019 9:37PM

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• Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member

  A particularly large gall stone she had removed. She named it Fabio.

  August 20, 2019 11:20PM

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• phoenixrising5721 Member Posts: 2,256 Member Member Posts: 2,256 Member

  Dont know but it looks like you're happy to see me

  August 20, 2019 11:53PM

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• pizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member

  a butter tub with a hole cut into the top in which he houses his best friend Todd, a one legged cricket.

  August 20, 2019 11:58PM

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• phoenixrising5721 Member Posts: 2,256 Member Member Posts: 2,256 Member

  I asked you not to talk about Todd. Hes special

  August 21, 2019 12:03AM

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• Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member

  His little black book. When hes looking for someone new he combines the numbers of old girlfriends into a new number, hoping to get the perfect mix of the two chosen ladies. Its a science.

  August 21, 2019 12:08AM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 254,494 Member Member, Premium Posts: 254,494 Member

  A banana

  August 21, 2019 12:11AM

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• phoenixrising5721 Member Posts: 2,256 Member Member Posts: 2,256 Member

  Pandemonium_ wrote: »

  His little black book. When hes looking for someone new he combines the numbers of old girlfriends into a new number, hoping to get the perfect mix of the two chosen ladies. Its a science.

  No but that's a great idea. Thanks

  August 21, 2019 12:12AM

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• pizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member

  a mooshy tootsie roll that he tries to gross people out with by saying its dog doo doo

  August 21, 2019 12:24AM

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• Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member

  Cheese whiz. She walks around with both hands full of things, begging people to get her keys from her pocket.

  August 21, 2019 12:25AM

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