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Random Thought For the Day

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The saddest part about metamorphosis is that there are no baby butterflies.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If buildings had googly eyes stuck to them, earthquakes may not be as terrifying.

    @Avocado_AS5
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.

    My oldest always steals the chopped up raw onions when I am cooking to munch on. Shes an odd duck though....
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited September 2019
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away... But an Onion a day keeps everybody away...
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited September 2019
    It sounded wayyyy funnier in my head... :/
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  • helow88
    helow88 Posts: 74 Member
    edited September 2019
    If a ghost can walk through a brick wall with no problem...then how could a person's soul be able to manipulate and hold up a solid human body at a whim?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The most amazing thing about the Postal Service is their ability to read everyone's handwriting.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    helow88 wrote: »
    If a ghost can walk through a brick wall with no problem...then how could a person's soul be able to manipulate and hold up a solid human body at a whim?

    Ghost magic.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's hard to let someone know that they're bad at taking criticism.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don’t, technically, you did
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    House arrest as a punishment doesn't work for introverts.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Not even with someone else’s lips.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People who voluntarily take parenting classes are not the people who need to take parenting classes.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    You know a teacher is good when students from past years come back to visit.
  • geraldaltman
    geraldaltman Posts: 1,729 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    I am one who would not mind a bit if destruction of cheese factories worldwide were to happen such is my absolute and lifelong distaste for any cheese related 😂 And no I am not lactose intolerant. I just hate the food, that's all!
  • geraldaltman
    geraldaltman Posts: 1,729 Member
    An oldie but goodie:
    "Why do we park on driveways yet drive on parkways? 🙄
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited September 2019
    Love, peace and healing To all those lost and their families... The world grieves with you...x1kzohzcsfbu.jpg
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It is easier to accidentally create life than to accidentally bake a cake.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The phrase "Look at you!" tends to have a positive connotation, while "Look at yourself!" tends to be critical and negative.

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