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he wondered who wrote the book of love and decided to not leave the library until he figured it out. Sadly he couldn't readhalflingpie wrote: »She didn't like my diamond step. Or more specifically what it did to her hardwood floors.
(Also AL is very close to my middle name xD)
Al is what most people in real life call me!!!!!1 -
She played it so cool, obeying every rule
Deep way down in her heart
She was burning, yearning for the some-somebody to tell her
That life ain't passing her by
I tried to tell her
It will if she doesn't even try
She'll get by if she'd only cut loose
Footloose, kick off the Sunday shoes0 -
Told me to stop shopping0
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Because she was parked in a no hook up zone...0
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Because as Captain he had to go down with the boat.0
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He sunk my battleship0
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Turns out he’s a pirate only interested in my booty1
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She didn't get that I only tried to bury her because I treasure her.0
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The heart in his chest belonged to another.0
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He kept trying to get me to walk his plank.0
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She couldn't find my plank with both hands and a torch0
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He would only listen to the Eagles!!! Like they're ok...0
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She was only talking about flying here and there it was so annoying. Like I'm not the World's Richest man.0
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He gave up on Jekyll and went full Hyde0
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Took hide and seek waaayyyy too seriously0
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Said my aural jokes were banal.1
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He’s gross 😂0
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She liked snakes toooo much.0
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She wasn't as adept at precious metal detecting as her personal had said0
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She frequently asked me to shave and carried a lint roller in a holster.0
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