Guess whats in my pocket?
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A slap bracelet0
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Idk.. stop asking me to put my hand in there
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A few of woolly bear caterpillars. She likes to stick them on her face to make fluffy eyebrows and mustache whenever she feels the urge to be Groucho Marx.0
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A cup of coffee0
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Some honey and some vinegar. Shes determined to test the old saying about attracting flies.0
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an old bucket of horse manure. whenever he hears an opinion he doesn't agree with, he reaches in and pulls out a handful, then throws it at the person while yelling, "thats horsesheet!"0
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A plastic ring missing the fake stone. It doesn't look like much, but Stanley, the mullet wearing, mustachioed wal mart greeter gave it to her and told her she was beautiful. Now, Stanley is a bit of a Lothario with the Wal Mart ladies, but she knows he really meant it for her.0
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Marbles.. he has a pocket full of marbles0
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An old, half crushed moonpie. She is certain that one day, she will get desperate enough to need to eat it.0
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Peanuts.. not regular peanuts, but.. Peanuts the capuchin monkey0
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A handful of raisins that she likes to pretend are boogers.0
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A credit card and drivers licence in someone else's name0
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Candy corns dipped in coconut oil. She figures if anything can block the evil that are candy corns, coconut oil can do it and make them palatable.0
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Corn on a cob.. smothered with butter. 😯0
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Air supply, or a bag for peeing in space0
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Air Supply, The Greatest Hits0
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Pandemonium_ wrote: »Air Supply, The Greatest Hits
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Glow sticks... He's ready to rave at anytime!0
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An extra bra. If she spies a man with moobs, she will yell, "That, SIR, is INDECENT!!!!" and hand him the bra.1
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Her nipples.. she keeps them warm in there..0
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My nipples....she stole them1
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Her hand, she's trying to get her nipples back0
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Her hands which have nipples on them. From an unfortunate radiation leakage0
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His little black book and pen0
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A cat litter covered turd. It was the very last poo that her beloved cat "Mr Wiggles" ever took before his 9th life was up. Every day at 2pm, and again at 8pm, she removes it from her pocket and hugs it.0
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My beloved cat turd.. he stole it, he was so jealous he wanted that special cat turd for himself.. He kisses it hourly.0
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A passport with a North Korea stamp0
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Two kiwi fruit. He tries to get people to stick their hand in his pocket to feel his "hairy fruits"0
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he has a pinkish colored blob of playdogh. He likes to roll it around his fingers and ask people to hold it. When they do, they ask what it is, and he always says "Its NOT A TUMAH!" and giggles.0
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Parmasan cheese packets0
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