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  • beerdedbastard
    beerdedbastard Posts: 641 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Always tell people you know everything.

    Unless it's a detective, then you know nothing.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    beerdedbastard wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Always tell people you know everything.

    Unless it's a detective, then you know nothing.

    When you are questioned by a detective the answer is always "detect this!" and point.
  • beerdedbastard
    beerdedbastard Posts: 641 Member
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    The best way to learn to ride IS on a liter bike!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Tinydancer106 wrote: »
    When you're driving late at night and you're worried you'll fall asleep....just put on some soothing tunes, turn the heat up and relax.....you'll be o...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBWfUc5jKiM
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Tinydancer106 wrote: »
    When you're driving late at night and you're worried you'll fall asleep....just put on some soothing tunes, turn the heat up and relax.....you'll be o...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBWfUc5jKiM

    That'd do😉🤣💗
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Why buy one goat when you can buy 2 instead.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Why buy one goat when you can buy 2 instead.

    This is good advice. A goat needs a friend
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    The title of this thread could be the title of most any advice thread on MFP.

    True 🤣
  • Glazed_and_Confused
    Glazed_and_Confused Posts: 1,307 Member
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    Yes it's a splendid idea to start talking to your ex again after you found out about his rap sheet and he got so pissed at you for "snooping" that you ended up in an altercation.
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
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    intoxication will solve every problem

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