Free Therapy: Another Open Letter!

Ok, I can't seem to get the quote thing right. Either I try to put a quote in and I (or rather, my comments) wind up inside of it or I get the quote right, but there is no me in the post. Help!:huh:

But seriously, 1 Corin - YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

Hey Kristi:flowerforyou:
I do that too sometimes and it bugs me like crazy when I look back at my thread

What I find to eliminate that problem is post your response either just before the very first quote on the post you're replying to or after the very last one on the post. I find sometimes I don't scroll down quite far enough and type before the last one and get caught in it:blushing:

Hope that helps

FC

Ok, lets see if this worked......:huh:

Success:bigsmile:

Thanks Fitness Chick!

:drinker: :drinker: :bigsmile:

Dear Impending Migraine,

Go away. You are not welcome. I don't care if your buddy, Stress, has invaded my life. You are not welcomed. Leave. Now.

Signed,
(ow ow ow) Me.

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Dear Previously Rotten to the Core Emotionally Unavailable Husband who has now realized his wrong ways and is truly trying to become Prince Charming,

WTH? Why did it take you so long? Now I don't know whether to give you this chance or not. Again, WTH? I can't handle another heartbreak but I hate to give up when this time might work. WTH. Confusion has become my permanent mental status.

Signed,
Dam-nit.

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Dear Workers Down the Hall from Me,

I don't care about your husband's cholesterol and his new medication.
I don't care about people continually asking you if our bank will fail and your annoyance with this.
I don't care about the puppies you rescue and the toys they chew apart.
I don't care that both Elliott and Meyer are "Jewish names" (in your idiotic opinion).
I don't care that you believe your acquaintance Elliott Meyer is not in fact Jewish.
I don't care about the delivery dates of your brochures or whether they've gone to print.
I don't care that your cellphone is charged but dead.
SHUT THE $*@&@! UP! LEARN TO SPEAK WITHOUT YELLING.

(I could update THIS rant every day with details like you wouldn't believe.)

Signed,
Worker at this End of the Hall, Just Wanting Some Peace and Quiet So I Can Work.

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Dear United States Government/ Internal Revenue Service,

Thanks for taxing my meager bonus at 48% this year.
I am thankful to have received a bonus, no matter how incredibly small it was to begin with.
But after the taxation, I don't know if it could even be classified as a 'bonus'.
I think you might be able to simply refer to it as an extra couple bucks in my paycheck.

So thanks.
Please apply that taxed amount towards all your great WELFARE programs aka Bailout Plans.
I mean, I work my *kitten* off and go without extras all the time in order to pay MY MORTGAGE and bills.
But I wouldn't dare expect you to expect the nation as a whole to do this.
So please take my money and pay it forward to all the lame slacka$$es in this nation who were irresponsible in their spending, and remain irresponsible in their lives today.

Sincerely,
A Taxpayer With a Brain and Sense of Responsibility.

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GTO, thanks for making this thread.
I am so utterly angry right now at so many things (hah, see above for a few!) that I can't begin to post on many of the threads on the boards today, for fear of being a total nitch (due to misdirected anger), but I can come to this thread and RELEASE.
Thank you.
-Lauryn

Dear United States Government/ Internal Revenue Service,

Thanks for taxing my meager bonus at 48% this year.
I am thankful to have received a bonus, no matter how incredibly small it was to begin with.
But after the taxation, I don't know if it could even be classified as a 'bonus'.
I think you might be able to simply refer to it as an extra couple bucks in my paycheck.

So thanks.
Please apply that taxed amount towards all your great WELFARE programs aka Bailout Plans.
I mean, I work my *kitten* off and go without extras all the time in order to pay MY MORTGAGE and bills.
But I wouldn't dare expect you to expect the nation as a whole to do this.
So please take my money and pay it forward to all the lame slacka$$es in this nation who were irresponsible in their spending, and remain irresponsible in their lives today.

Sincerely,
A Taxpayer With a Brain and Sense of Responsibility.


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Ditto that to the Canadian government. I got my bonus or half bonus... after the government gottheir bonus

GRRRR

dear best friend,
I adore you muchly, but the little things you do to get attention drive me crazy!!!! The way you flirt with every single male, the way you let them think there is a chance with you, the way you have to beautify yourslef for the gym just in case there is a boy to hit on... and the list goes on. I dont know why you are sooo in need of attention, you are pretty and have a great body you dont need to act that way... I dont like it when you flirt with my boyfriend... it really bothers me!!!! I just feel your flirting is out of control, i mean seriously you are engaged why do you still need the attention?
It also bothers me when you complain about your "fat" you are not fat in any way and if you want to whine and ***** about it then freaking DO something about it!!!!!! I weight like 75 pounds more than you seriously just shut up already!!!!! Stop asking if your *kitten* is bigger than that random girl over there... cause i swear next time im gonna say YES IT IS!!! lol

annoyed by the little things
jackie


Dear boyfriend,
Thank you for blowing off Jen and her flirting tactics ... makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside that you will get up and get me a drink or something when she starts flirting... like you dont even notice... when we have talked about it before and I know you do notice
loving the warm fuzzies
jackie

Dear Hot Girl on the Treadmill,

You will not burn more calories by putting the incline on 15, and then holding on for dear life. Can you not see your body is in an unnatural position? When you walk up hill you are not leaning backwards............you are leaning forwards.

If you would like to get a good cardio workout, and engage your core at the same time, put the incline on 6 or 7 and let GO for crying out loud!

Signed,

Not a Know it All.....But do know THIS!

Dear GTO_Judge,

I gave up negative thoughts and talking about people for Lent. So far it's not going well. At all. Thanks for starting this thread (even though it was months ago!) so that I can come here to read other people's frustrations and live vicariously through them! You're the greatest. :flowerforyou:

Sincerely,

Counting Down the Days til Easter

Dear Driver of the early 90’s Cyan Corvette with the license plate “IV play”
The one who insists on cutting me off EVERY day on my way to work, right before we both turn left onto Deerfield road…
(what a Manly color by the way! Way to go A-hole)
I get the fact that you have a Corvette, and that may entitle you to a little more prestige on the road but it does not give you the right to be an *kitten* in the morning when all I want to do is get to work in one piece. I also get the fact that my “college kid” 1996 Nissan pathfinder with 100,000 miles on it does not look as pretty as your CYAN Corvette, but so help me God if you cut me off again I will ram my Nissan so far up your Corvettes rear-end your horn will be spitting exhaust fumes from your ugly Chevy shaped exhaust pipes…
The Dude in your rear view mirror that may be larger than he appears!

That feels nice…
Dear Neighbor, who continually torments my dog… Yes you the guy who mows his lawn with daisy dukes, you might find it funny that your kid has taken up the same nasty habit as you, of tormenting my dog by throwing balls against my fence, and hitting a stick on it as you walk by… YOU and your son are the ONLY two human beings that my dog growls at, she does not bark because she is a husky, and they would rather howl however, she growls like there is no tomorrow and she has some wicked looking teeth when she shows them to you… and yes you are the only two humans who have ever had the privilege of seeing them… I do not torment that Rat that you call a dog, every time it barks (yaps) at me and charges across your yard “UNLEASHED” mind you and nips at my heels… I respect the fact that your dog is a member of your family and you love it (although I do not know why one would love a RAT) it is your dog. Respect the fact that my dog feels like she OWNS the fence that you insist on hitting, which in turn pi$$es her off… I might be inclined one of these days allow my dog to eat your dog, which I am almost guarantee she can do, without chewing too much… I have denied her the satisfaction thus far, don’t push your rats luck…
Your very Angry Neighbor






To the person who continues to complain about my posts 
Instead of getting offended by something I say here is a novelty Idea… DON’T read ANYTHING written by me. I am pretty sure I have gained the reputation as being the “Bad Boy” on this website but that’s just ME, love me or Hate me either way I do not care, Just do NOT think that by complaining you will stop me from posting off the wall and outlandish things… I do not complain about your posts… nor would I even contemplate complaining about them.
YES I know Tam I should just give up already… I will after this rant…
Thank you,
The Bad Boy

Dear Annoying Pomeranian Dog Across the Back Yard;
SHUT THE HELL UP..really now...what are you barking at? There is nobody in my backyard and you look in my backyard and bark nonstop. Your owner seems to think that by clapping his hands at you, you will stop. It's not working. You drive me around the bend. I seriously do not know how you can bark for so long without getting laryngitis or some sort of bark muting condition that I wish was out there. I am seriously considering slipping you one of my pain killers in a hot dog so that you sleep for a week or 2. Do you think that you are being cute? Well you aren't. You aren't even a cute dog to begin with and this barking of yours is really not doing a thing for you. Enough is enough already...zip your chops dog.

Sincerely,
Your fed up neighbour

I can solve your problem... TWO WORDS

Paintball Gun

enough said!

Dear Marines Who Work Next Door,

When I walk in the basement on my lunch hour and I see you going about your daily business my heart rate instantly spikes. My heart rate monitor is very confused and I think that you're messing up my exercise calorie count. You're all extremely good looking and when you wear your 'dress blues' I have to cut my walk short for fear that I will slip in a puddle of my own drool. You're all very polite and I enjoy that you hold the door open for me when I walk by. You make my day!

Sincerely,

The Girl Who Now Enjoys Exercising on Her Lunch Hour


...ps... Thanks for your service to our country. You're all amazing and I pray for you each night.

OK, that really cracked me up! Even as an old married ladey